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Come over
to the
dark side
we have
COOKIES!
Kid: Do you have chocolate chip?
Darkside: We have all kinds.
Kid: Do you have triple choc chip?
Darkside: ....Damn it! Just get over here!
...
Darkside:Welcome
Kid:So where's my cookie?
Darkside:Nonexistant
Kid: Huh?
Darkside:This is the darkside. Are you suprised that we lied about the cookies?

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