HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your e-mail address is:
Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com or
Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized
chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual
favors.'
10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."