I Hate It When People Ask
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)

*hope yah likeeee!!(:
*Dont Jock!!!!

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54 faves · 35 comments · Mar 22, 2010 12:26pm

xolivelaughlove9 · 1 decade ago
i loveee this quote and i totally agree with the besties but like bb_girl? she is sooo messed up cuz really like making fun of someones pic? duh! of course it's a mirror pic! everyone does that! the only reason u dont is probs cuz ur fricken ugly dude! and dont call taylor lautner gay cuz just cuz u hate him doesn't mean you have to call him gay cuz i'm pretty sure you wouldn't know...yeah k darling? good. bye.
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Adviceandsurveys · 1 decade ago
HAHA PEOPLE NEED TO GET OVER JOCKERS! I LOVE U UR MY IDOL HAHAHA.
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jockers_only · 1 decade ago
youngANDimmature..you really are immauture but at least you don't lie. yeah, this quote was jocked, c the name ^^?? and u don't need to repeost the same comment, i get the idea...btw you must b the one with no life then
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youngANDimmature · 1 decade ago
jocked, .
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