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A girl named Rose walks up to her dad and asks:
"Why am I named Rose?"
He replied,
"Because a rose petal fell on your head when you were born."
A girl named Daisy walks up to her dad and asks:
Why am I named Daisy?"
He replied,
"Because a daisy petal fell on your head when you were born."
A girl walks up to her dad and says:
"MMHMHM MRMHM MHRRM?"
He replied,
"Shut up, Cinderblock!"

haha so funny;D
best joke everr
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A girl named Rose walks up to her dad and asks: "Why am

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HotChelleRae_Luv · 1 decade ago
i loveee this :D everytime i read it i burst into tears from laughing!
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xScYx · 1 decade ago
lol thats funny. my friend told me this like a wicked long time ago hahahahahaha
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nicoleejayyx3 · 1 decade ago
this is not funny at all..
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crazybabyy_xo · 1 decade ago
hahah thiss is really funny
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oliviaaababyy · 1 decade ago
haha i posted this on witty a while ago but the version i had was with cows(: ahaha still so funny
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zachysgrls911 · 1 decade ago
call me a blonde but i dnt get it lol
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DanceOnTheEdge · 1 decade ago
OhMyGoodness(: I Used To Say This To My Little Brother When He Was Crying Or Mad And He Laughed Every Time,
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