WHY BEING A GIRL IS BETTER:
* we can wear guys clothes. if they wear ours, they get funny looks.
* our friends don`t say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
* yeah, PMS sucks. but at least we have a good excuse to eat chocolate for a week.
* if we`re on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceburg, we`ll get lifeboats first.
* we get the bigger apartment on Friends.
* girl talk. you know, how we just understand eachother without having to explain stuff.
* we never have to stand in a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
* dark circles under the eyes? a hickey? we can just cover them up with a little concealer.
* we don`t have to shave our faces.
* we can jump around alot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
* justin, carson, ryan, freddie, orlando, brad. need i explain this one?
* we get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
* we don`t have to dowse our food in tabasco sauce just to look tough.
* that whole circumcision thing!
* when we get married, we get to keep our own name or choose the one that we like better.
* we don`t have to deal with sideburns. what`s up with those anyway?
* at least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
* we never have to wear tighty-whities.. or jock straps!
* even if we are ugly, we have make up to fix it.
* we can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
* we don`t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
* nose hair, ear hair, back hair - so not a problem for us.
* slumber parties! guys just don`t know how much fun those are.
* we don`t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
* we don`t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
* nobody makes fun of us for liking the backstreet boys or n'sync. well, almost nobody.
* pick up lines. they`re not something we need to practice.
* we can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
* we give really really good advice.
* on tv shows we`re always the ones that have the coolest super powers.
* dollhouse, delias, XOXO, wetseal, abercrombie, etc.
* we can put cottonballs between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
* the coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
* we don`t have to sit on our wallets.
* our wallets have a place for change.
* it is entirely possible that we will marry ben affleck someday.
* our lives do not revolve around ESPN or sports center.
* we can wear dresses w/ out getting really weird looks from people.
* it`s not required that we learn how to spit when we`re young.
* we are called tomboys, boys are called girly.
* we have nicer handwriting than guys. well, it`s true.
* our magazines have horoscopes.
* we don`t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
* female pro athletes aren`t overpaid egomaniacs.
* girls with guy first names (like joey) sound cool, but it doesn`t work the other way around.
* we look great in tanktops.

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WHY BEING A GIRL IS BETTER: * we can wear guys clothes. if they

208 faves · 8 comments · Jan 16, 2010 10:59pm

_dominique · 1 decade ago
love it
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zachysgrls911 · 1 decade ago
i freakin love this..accept the tank top part.......my ex...in a white beater........RAWRR SEXYY!! HAHA
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r0ckclimb3r · 1 decade ago
i lovee this :)
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babygirl101 · 1 decade ago
haha love everyone of them. i totally agree wiht all of them, except one. that girls look great in tank tops, well that is 100% true but guys with big mussles look sexy in them. rawr! ahaha
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chocolatluver2121 · 1 decade ago
looove this!!!! soooo true!
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mrsjustinbieber · 1 decade ago
haha luhv tht and my cousins cousin went out with ben aflack for like a year mayb longer
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ImperfectPerfectionist · 1 decade ago
* that whole circumcision thing!
My favorite one up there, oh my gosh, haha.
But uh, guys look good in tank tops too ;)
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limelimes62 · 1 decade ago
that must hav taken u foreverrrr!
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