Funny
MLIA Quotes:
Today my phone got a scratch on it. How? I bit it and tried to text
on the sandwich in my other hand. MLIA.
Today, I was watching What Not to Wear. We had on the same shirt.
MLIA.
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box. MLIA.
Today at school we were being too rowdy so my teacher shouted,
"FREEZE!" I proceeded to yell, " Everybody clap your
hands." Everyone just stared at me. It was awkward. MLIA.
Today I went to the movies with my boyfriend for a date. He showed
up with what looked like a black scribble on his cheek. He told me
it was a secret message. I bent in to read it, and got as far as
"if you can read this, you are about to be-" before he
swooped in and kissed me. It was my first kiss. MLIA.
Today, I met a new guy. He held out his hand and said: "Hi,
I'm Christian." I then proceeded with: "Hi,
I'm...Catholic?" Guess who's an idiot? MLIA.
Today I opened a pack of Skitles to find the entire pack was green
and yellow. I did not taste the rainbow. I tasted the solid form of
Sprite. MLIA.
Today, I ran into my therapist at the grocery store. He was in a
dress. MLIA.
Today, I learned that even though it’s been 13 years since
pre-school, my pre-school teacher still remembers me. Why? Because
in her 20+ years of teaching, I was the only child who realized
that when you are sent to the time out chair and told to stay
seated in it, that doesn’t mean that the chair had to stay in
one place. I would just move the chair wherever I wanted to play as
long as my butt was still on it. I’m glad that even as a four
year old, I could find loopholes. MLIA.
Yesterday, I told my mom that she was my favorite mom in our entire
house. My eight-year-old sister looked confused and said,
"she's the only mom in our house," then paused, looked at
me in horror and said, "unless you're pregnant..."
MLIA.
I found out that when I was 3 I had three imaginary friends:
Bucket, Trucket, and Fukket. MLIA.
I'm a freshman in high school, and my brother is the geometry
teacher. He's my half brother, so there's kind of an age difference
and we have different last names. At the beginning of the year I
decided not to tell anyone we're related so I could have some fun
with it later on. Last night he took me out for ice cream. Today in
class I said to him, "Thanks for last night, I had so much
fun. It was huuge, but it tasted soo good." Then I kissed him
on the cheek. He didn't catch on, and replied, "Anytime. I
enjoyed myself as well. Let's do it again soon." My classmates
just stared at me in awe for the rest of the period. It was
awesome. MLIA.
Today, instead of telling me how much he liked me, my boyfriend
said that if I was a boy he would go gay for me. MLIA.
Funny MLIA Quotes: Today my phone got a scratch on it. How?
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Jan 10, 2010 12:40am
bottledup_inside · 1 decade ago
make moooree!!!!!
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