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You die a little inside when you don't see your school on the closed list.
you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you buy mascara because you think the bottle looks cool.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you realize that it always goes silent when you're about to say something weird.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
there is nothing worse than a rejected high 5.
you radomly daydream and then realize your staring at someone by mistake.
you wonder why swiper listens to dora when she says, "swiper no swiping"
you think whoever named the orange "the orange" was an idiot.
you are willing to risk salmonella to eat raw cookie dough.you go to the bathroom to stall you love to get sugar high(:
you hate getting texts that only say "k"
you randomly laugh because you remebered something funny.
you pretend to sleep when your parents enter your room.
you say such and such way too often.
you are madly in love with taylor launter.
OMG - HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND! you HATE waking upfor school.
you hate people that dont text back.
you'd rather search your whole house for the remote, than get up and turn on the t.v
you were alive when pluto was a planet.
because you didn't do your homework.
you hate it when you sleep at someones house and you wake up AGES before them.
you hate it when the teacher erases everything on the board except one mark.
WHEN YOU READ CAPITALS, THERE IS A SHOUTING VOICE IN YOUR HEAD.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.

you walk into a room, forget why you went there, walk out, and remeber.
you re-read a conversation a million times because it made you smile(:
when you die, you give permission to your friends to change yor status to, "is dead"
you get called by your last name.
you will never fake a sugar high.
you automatically change the page to google when yr parents walk in.
You love sparklers!
you love fireworks.
when you were little you watched raindrops to see which one 'won'.
waking up and finding you have a snow day!
Dude calm down its gym class...
if you have ever pushed a door that said pull
I get off the computer cause im bored.. 5 minutes later i'm back.
I dont care if the spieders not hurting anyone.. I want it dead, end of story.
Or dont talk to me.. thats cool too..
OMG I WAS JOKING!
you hate how sarcasum doesnt travel over text or im.


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