dad is on his way home when he realizes its his daughters bday & he didnt buy her a gift yet. so he stops at a store an decides to get her a barbie. he asked how much they there. the sales woman said gymnasium barbie is $19.95. vollyball barbie is $19.95. shopping barbie is $19.95. surfer barbie is $19.95. & divorced barbie is $299.95. shocked, the man asked why divorce barbie was $299.99 and all the others were $19.95. the gurl responded, "well sir, divorced barbie comes with kens car, kens house, kens boat, kens furniture, kens jewerly, kens money, kens computer, & kens best friend ..

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