Today,
My teacher asked my class what we wanted to
be when we grew up.
Most people wanted to be
-athletes
-movie stars
-actresses
-fashion designers
and what not.
When we got to me I smiled and said "UPS driver" I got
weird looks from the entire class, and it was silent. I thought
it would e best for me to explain, so I said,
"Well, for starters, you get to drive with the fricken door
open, man. Two, you can listen to your ipod all day and you don't
have to deal with people, because I'm not good at that. You get
to wear brown shorts, and you always look like a pimp. Your
biggest problem is when there's some rabid dog, but then I could
just throw the package, and hope it's not fragile. And finally,
you get to play a game at every house. You know what game I'm
talking about, whenever the guy rings the doorbell, and you open
the door, he's already driving away. It's like, WHOAAAA, ninja
driver!
but it's okay, because I already know the secret
(There isn't a door on the truck, so you can just hop in)
I got extra credit, for not being afraid to express myself.
©tough_like_a_rockx13
