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*At my birthday party
// my crush came up and told me and my friend really funny joke
after he walked away my dad came up behind me and whispered
"is that your boyfriend?" I blushed and said "no why?" and he said
"because he's completely in love with you" so i said "yeah right,
why would you think that?" and he said "because he looked at
you the exact same way that I look at your mother every day." //



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*At my birthday party ♥ // my crush came up and told

40 faves · 3 comments · Nov 16, 2009 2:59pm

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Kayland · 1 decade ago
why do you always have to jock?
you cant come up with anything of your own? >.
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Ally_ · 1 decade ago
did that reale happen!?
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punkskatermox · 1 decade ago
fagg u jock so much.
everyone knows. stop jocking
iit just shows how pathetic u r
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