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Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Don't worry it has airbags.

Hey, what's that buzzing noise?

Don't worry it's not that deep.

One time at band camp...

No, he doesn't bite?

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it is trying to communicate...

Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?

Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital.

Don't touch the red button!

Gee, that's a cute tatoo.

It's fireproof

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

This doesn't taste right.

Let it down slowly.

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