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StickOnSmile

1. StickOnSmile
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2010 4:38pm UTC
   BoyFriend and Girlfriend?
   We prefer the term, Soulmates♥♥
   
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2. StickOnSmile
   posted a quote
   February 28, 2010 12:09pm UTC
   Web Images Maps News Video Gmail More iGoogle | Sign in
   Google
   [__Justin Bieber__]
   [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
   Make Google my homepage
   Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
   ©2010 - Privacy
   Did You Mean: Sexiest person alive?
   
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3. StickOnSmile
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2010 3:47pm UTC
   Relationships are like glass;
   sometimes its better to leave them broken then hurting yourself by putting it back together.
   
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4. StickOnSmile
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2010 6:16pm UTC
   My Mom Gives The Best Advice
   Mom: Do you know anybody in your school who drinks or smokes?
   Me: No......
   Mom: Okay, but when you do......don't hang out with them
   Thanks mommmm :)
   
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5. StickOnSmile
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2009 5:58pm UTC
   Today, i saw we had an old chainsaw in our shed so I took it to our garage and started playing around with it making fake noises, a few minutes later my mom comes home and asks what I was doing, I told her I was killing zombies, she said " just dont let them get the dog."
   MLIA
   hahahaha
   mylifeisaverage.com
   sorry lazy with colors
   i laughed so hard when i read this!!
   
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6. StickOnSmile
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2009 3:58pm UTC
   If Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift got married,
   ......They'd both be Taylor Lautner
   
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7. StickOnSmile
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2009 3:39pm UTC
   Today,
   I discovered that if I hum at a specific frequency, my right index finger will spasm. MLIA
   
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8. StickOnSmile
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2009 9:34am UTC
   ~ Work like you don't need the money. ~
   ~ Love like you've never been hurt. ~
   ~ Dance like nobody's watching. ~
   
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9. StickOnSmile
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2009 9:21pm UTC
   I see your true colors, and that's why I love you!
   <3 :)
   True Colors - Glee
   luv this song. so cute
   omg i luv this part of the song!!!
   its my fav part! :) <3
   
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10. StickOnSmile
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 7:37pm UTC
    Today,
    I found out that Dora The Explorer is becoming a tween, they changed the Arthur themesong, and Blue is a girl.
    It is safe to say that
    Childhood as we know it has been lost.
    
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11. StickOnSmile
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2009 4:16pm UTC
    Today,
    I decided to see if i can find any cool googles myself. Since I LOVE dinosaurs, i typed in dinoogle.com. Guess who's never using regular google again?
    MLIA
    
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12. StickOnSmile
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2009 3:21pm UTC
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13. StickOnSmile
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2009 11:28am UTC
    &When
    will boys realize that when you say
    "I'm cold."
    that it really means
    "Just give me a freaking hug already!!"
    
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14. StickOnSmile
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 12:08pm UTC
    If I had to choose between breathing, and loving you,
    I would use my last breath to say " I Love You"
    
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15. StickOnSmile
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2009 12:50pm UTC
    How am I supposed to graduate in 2015,
    if
    The world ends in 2012?
    
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16. StickOnSmile
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2009 5:28pm UTC
    +& am I the only one who pretends to write in class just
    so the teacher wont call on me?
    
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17. StickOnSmile
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2009 4:29pm UTC
    Jacob Black: "Does me being half naked bother you?"
    Oh honey,
    Bother me?
    I wouldn't say that's what it does :)
    
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18. StickOnSmile
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2009 3:49pm UTC
    Today
    I saw your girlfriend and yelled "HO! HO! HO!"
    mine I think
    thought of it during school lol
    
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19. StickOnSmile
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 2:16pm UTC
    Cancel my subscription,
    because im done with your issues
    
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20. StickOnSmile
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2009 9:02pm UTC
    Today
    one of my friends was like to me, "I'm really happy I'm a guy"
    knowing me, I asked him why
    and he simply said "Cause I don't have to give birth, and I get to stand up and pee"
    Best friend ever!
    haha true story
    i love u Charlie!!!
    
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