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Betcha Didnt Know That.
-Kissing is healthy for you.
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-Its good to cry.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
-Lying is actually unhealthy.
-Only apply mascara to your top lashes.
-It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
-It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
-89% of guys want YOU to make the first move.
-Chocolate WILL make you feel better!
-Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing.
-A GOOD FRIEND NEVER JUDGES.
-Boys aren’t worth your tears.
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Betcha Didn’t Know That…. -Kissing is healthy for

764 faves · 38 comments · Oct 18, 2009 7:13pm

Softball_Chic_09

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missauthor123 · 1 decade ago
Really? I did know about chocolate but why the otheres? Please tell me in mu profile!
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SkylarrrAnnx33 · 1 decade ago
i only apply mascara with my mouth closed and i put it on both top and bottom i dont really understand why u say to only put it on the top? i agree boys arent worth ur tears but then how is crying good if thats what most girls cry over? if u can just answer my questions that would be great:) i love this anyway so im not trying to be mean or anything, sorry if it sounds like it btu im honestly not
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101roses · 1 decade ago
pretty sure i can put on my mascara with my mouth closed and open...so thats a lie
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lautnerlovr1243 · 1 decade ago
Don't be so harsh, it's a Ted she got and put on here, and we all know most of them are true, and nice quote btw
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mia1010732 · 1 decade ago
hmmm idk some of those i disagree with . haha
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allygirrrl111 · 1 decade ago
I put mascara on top & bottom lashes, with my eyes closed. and if crying is good for you why not find a reason to do it.. i.e crying over guyss? i got mono from kissingg..ya so healthy? and chocolate makes me feel gross.
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crayonsPLZ · 1 decade ago
It's not impossible to put mascara on with your mouth closed, I do that.
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uhhm_x_catherine · 1 decade ago
i know, i do my mascara without opening my mouth.
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Softball_Chic_09 · 1 decade ago
for everyone who says they can apply mascara without opening their mouth, and you're only supposed to apply mascara to your top lashes, i knoww. these all came in a foward so i just put them all up.
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amazingcourt28 · 1 decade ago
this is like a fwd i always get with a lil more added to it lmbo wow
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liveitupxo · 1 decade ago
i put on mascara w.my mouth closed.also to bottem lashes.makes my eyes look bigger.dunno why.but yep.cutee:]
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MyEye6 · 1 decade ago
You're supposed to apply mascara to bottom too, dunno who said that one, and I do it with my mouth closed XD it's just easier with your mouth open.
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innluvv23 · 1 decade ago
i always put on mascara w. my mouth closeddd??
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hugz_kisses · 1 decade ago
love it! new fav of the month 8 ) imma try the mascara with cloes mouth or watevr lolz
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Erikacanflyyx3 · 1 decade ago
Ackk!
I apply mascara with my mouth closed.
PWNED. :)
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lavaeg · 1 decade ago
i wanna make the firs move! this has inpired me ;] haha
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imakeorangejuicefromlemons · 1 decade ago
omg i was totally considering whether or not i should buy flowers for my boyfriend on v-day, cuz we can buy them at school and they secretly pass them out to whoever u send them too, so thanx for the "advice" lol :)
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kyky123 · 1 decade ago
awesome job jaime. p.s. all the ppl hoo say ur rong hav obviously never met u and havnt talked 2 me. DO NOT MESS WITH HER!!!!!! srry, hyperrrrr
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dancecheerxoxo · 1 decade ago

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GlitterRush · 1 decade ago
ack. i Doubt the "boys insult you DO like you" one is correct. DX
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