Sunday
School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she
slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while
she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When
Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God
Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good''
and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary,
''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her
slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very
good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a
third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her
twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing
in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
*~*not mine.*~*