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Member Since: 12 Aug 2009 06:02pm

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i'm me and no one can change that!

ps. don't jock my stuff. it's called mine for a reason!
  1. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 5:41pm UTC
    ill be everything that i want to be i am confidence
    in insecurity i am a voice yet waiting to be heard ill
    shoot the shot, bang, that you hear round the world
    a n d i ' m a o n e g i r l r e v o l u t i o n

  2. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2009 6:24pm UTC
    Baby, I'm never gonna leave you,
    say that you wanna be with me too
    cause I'm gonna stay through it all so
    jump then fall.
    no jockingg.
    ©melanieeex06

  3. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2009 6:09pm UTC
    woahh, I'm feeling you baby
    don't be afraid to jump then fall,
    jump then fall into me
    no jockingg.
    ©melanieeex06

  4. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2009 1:28pm UTC
    bombing for *p*e*a*c*e*
    is like
    f*cking for virginity.

  5. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2009 4:01pm UTC
    ................................
    (_.·´¯`·7♥ily♥8·´¯`·._)
    ......................

  6. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2009 5:32pm UTC
    when i tell you i love you,
    i dont say it out of habit
    or to make a conversation. i
    say it to remind you that your the best
    thing that ever happened to me. <3

  7. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2009 4:00pm UTC
    HONEYY PUHHLEASEE..
    - - -get yourself a new lifee.- - -
    --- >> ohh yeahh, don't bother trying to find me cuz i would so rather not be there. << ---

  8. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 7:47pm UTC
    =n=n=n=n=n=n
    if i could partyy all night
    &+ sleep all day
    and throw all of my problems away
    my life would be easyyy.<3
    =n=n=n=n=n=n

  9. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2009 3:19pm UTC
    *EL!~OH!~VE!~EE!*

  10. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2009 4:22pm UTC
    In The Men's Room
    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I dont know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, Doing just fine." And the other guy says: "So, what are you up to?"
    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say, "Uh, just traveling." At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question: "Can I come over?" Okay, this question is too weird for me but I figured I could just be poliete and end the conversation. I tell him, "No, I'm a little busy right now." The I hear the guy say nervously... "Listen I'll have to call you back. Some idiot in the other shall is answering all my questions."
    *~*not mine.*~*

  11. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2009 4:17pm UTC
    The Cab Driver and the Nun
    A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says, "okay, pull into the next alley."
    He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
    "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I
    must confess, I'm married and I am a Baptist." The nun says, "That's okay, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
    *~*not mine.*~*

  12. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2009 4:14pm UTC
    Sunday School
    Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
    *~*not mine.*~*

  13. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 10:41am UTC
    :¨·.·¨: `·.·´ :¨·.·¨: :¨·.·¨`·.·´ `·.·´ a heart is not judged by how much you
    love, but by how much you are loved.

  14. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2009 2:06pm UTC
    around here, however, we don't
    look backwards for very long.
    keep moving forward, opening up new doors and
    doing new things, because we're curious...
    and curiousity keeps leading us down new paths.
    Walt Disney.

  15. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2009 4:16pm UTC
    &+ don't you hate it when...
    you finally get your tights on and you realize there's a big hole in the crotch?

  16. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2009 9:03pm UTC
    &+ i think
    you should just wear a condom
    on your head,
    bacause if your going to
    act like a dick,
    you might as well dress like one.
    not mine just changed the colorss.

  17. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2009 8:51pm UTC
    sorry for all the twirling quotes. it's just that no one EVER has ANYTHING about twirling and it is seriously my life. and i just want some twirling quotes, so deal with it. THANKSS!

  18. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2009 4:23pm UTC
    his Hollister jeans - $60
    his Abercrombie polo - $35
    his American Eagle Boxers - $15
    seeing all of them on your bedroom floor
    priceless.
    idk what to put it under.
    not mine juss making it prettyy.

  19. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2009 4:06pm UTC
    twirlingg;
    the most dangerous sport out there,
    memorizing all those routines,
    trusting everyone around you,
    performing in front of thousands of people,
    spinning as fast as you can withour falling over or getting dizzy.
    yeah i didn't think you could do it either.

  20. melanieeex06 melanieeex06
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2009 3:57pm UTC
    TWIRLING
    it's a lot more than
    turns
    illusions
    pleas
    horizontals
    routines
    friends
    leaps
    twirls
    lots of smiles
    IT'S LIFE

:)

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