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FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

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FEMALE COMEBACKS Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman:

368 faves · 12 comments · Sep 2, 2009 6:59pm

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xCUTI3PI3 · 1 decade ago
VV they are combacks.. not pickup lines. ..
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pceluvhappyxoxox · 1 decade ago
umm i dont think these r very flirty. i dont thnk ur gonna get a bf by using these
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pheobe123 · 1 decade ago
haha these are great lmaoo.
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Kindlyy_Unspoken · 1 decade ago
male: if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together
female: really? cuz i would put f and u together
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thecalhounian · 1 decade ago
bahahah..
unfertilized..
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dance4love16 · 1 decade ago
ha! i love the last one
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rockstar3005x · 1 decade ago
hahah funny!
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RandomSkittlesx3 · 1 decade ago
lol
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thesechildrenlearnfromcigaretteburnsfastcarsfastwomenandcheapdrinks · 1 decade ago
i like itbetter when itss "baby what your sign?" "stop" haha
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brown_eyed_girl19 · 1 decade ago
i have the hiding from u 1 but thats it
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brown_eyed_girl19 · 1 decade ago
i saw all of these on a website that i was on yesterday but i didnt quote them
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cheerleadin101xo · 1 decade ago
haha love itt
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