How to call the
police:
George
Phillips of
Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when
his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light,
but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is
someone in your house?" and he said
"no". Then they said that all patrols
were busy, and that he should simply lock his
door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung
up, counted to 30, and phoned the
police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about
them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he
hung up.
Within five minutes three police
cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips
residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to
George: "I thought you said that
you'd shot them!"
George said, "I
thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True
Story) I LOVE IT...
cirkel96 · 1 decade ago
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haha that is hilarious!!!