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Member Since: 19 Jun 2009 10:01am

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  1. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2009 9:40am UTC
    If i was happy right now.
    i'd write a poem about it
    im obviously not happy

  3. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 12:51pm UTC
    PROCRASTINATE NOW
    DONT SET IT OFF FOR LATER

  4. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2009 12:37pm UTC
    I'm Finally Over you now at 11:11...
    I can wish for a Friggen Snuggie

  5. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2009 1:43pm UTC
    http://media.kabillion.com/users/galleries/single/56428/thumbs/rawr.56428_499ca5cc7527a.jpg

  6. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2009 10:39am UTC
    #1 LAST NIGHT......
    I saw NewMoon
    With my friend
    when Edward took his shirt off she tickled me and made me laugh histerically

    I WASNT THE ONLY ONE LAUGHIN...............
    BUT THE OTHERS WERENT LAUGHING BECAUSE THEY WERE BEING TICKLED!!!!

    CREDIT TO ME!!!! SERIES?? PLZ COMMENT!

  7. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2009 10:19am UTC
    NEWMOON CHARCTERS
    Edward: 109yr old virgin
    Bella: frikin deperssin
    Jacob: u take ur shirt off...i scream
    Alice: OMG! SOOO FUNNY!! i will talk to you as soon as you put the dog out LMAO
    Jasper: Fisty...i like it
    Jane(Dakota Fanning): She scared the crap out of me!!
    Leron: soooo hootttt...heheheh jacob killed him!

  8. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2009 5:11pm UTC
    What does TBS stand for
    the bacon sandwhich?
    No!
    True BullShit

  9. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2009 5:11pm UTC
    What does TBS stand for
    the bacon sandwhich?
    No!
    True BullShit

  10. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2009 5:11pm UTC
    What does TBS stand for
    the bacon sandwhich?
    No!
    True BullShit

  11. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2009 5:11pm UTC
    What does TBS stand for
    the bacon sandwhich?
    No!
    True BullShit

  12. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2009 12:50pm UTC
    I Think My Life Just Got
    10X More
    COMPLICATED

  13. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 7:02pm UTC
    How to call the police:
    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
    George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
    George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
    One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
    (True Story) I LOVE IT...

  14. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 6:42pm UTC
    M.L.I.A
    when i signed on to witty in my car and looked at the advertisment at the bottom of the screen
    it said "Are you EMO?"
    i started thinking about that M.L.I.A about how the girl Drives past a place called EMO's
    Then i looked out the window and there it was the EMO's resturant
    i started laughing so hard at the ironicness that i had to pull over and calm myslef down
    :-)

  15. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 6:55pm UTC
    Heyy ppl
    people i know say im good at giving
    advice. So if you need advice just
    comment this quote or leave a comment
    on my Pro and i will solve ur prob.
    And yes unlike most ppl i care about ya
    Problems

  16. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 6:51pm UTC
    supercalafragalisticexpealadoshus
    Don't you just LOOOOVEE big words
    Comment if ya like

  17. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 6:51pm UTC
    supercalafragalisticexpealadoshus
    Don't you just LOOOOVEE big words
    Comment if ya like

  18. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 6:42pm UTC
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  19. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 5:05pm UTC
    i wanted to kill the sexiest person alive;;but,
    suicide is a crime.
    LMAO!^^

  20. messymargot messymargot
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 4:22pm UTC
    I hate, when the waiter asks if "your done with that" when your plate is completly empty, i mean whaddya u think i'm gonna eat
    The Plate???

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