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B A R B I E ?
Very funny. If Barbie were a real person, be very well aware that
her boobs would be so big and her feet would be [ so small ] that
she wouldn't be able to stand up, her head would be the same
size as her waist, her legs would be 50% longer than her arms,
she'd have to walk on all fours, she would be 7'2", she would
weight 101 lbs, her shoe size would be a 5, she'd wear an FF
cup bra, and her dress size would be a 4. Wish you were her, huh?

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Hah, supposedly true.
http://www.peacelovelunges.com/2008/03/07/what-if-barbie-were-a-real-woman/

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B A R B I E ? Very funny. If Barbie were a real person, be very

135 faves · 13 comments · Aug 26, 2009 12:13am

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lebooof_444 · 1 decade ago
bahaha XD
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ratzrcool13 · 1 decade ago
i wonder how long her hair would be?
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Sarahh_Bearr · 1 decade ago
I can just imagine... Giant freak woman who has been an astronaut, a school teacher, AND a flight attendant... Wow. xD
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xxMORGMANxx · 1 decade ago
ouchh.. that sounds like it would hurt!
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elizagrace · 1 decade ago
lmfao i wear a 5 and im almost 14
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dezileah · 1 decade ago
lol i like that!
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Rachieex0x7 · 1 decade ago
my health teacher told me this
he had one for ken too, wicked funny haha
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soccachk547 · 1 decade ago
hhaa i love thiss xD
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AHxilovelax101 · 1 decade ago
lol
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rockstar3005x · 1 decade ago
love this. so true!
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mislogan098 · 1 decade ago
haha thaats so weiirrddd. girls need to b happy with their boddyy.
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yooitscharliie · 1 decade ago
ew haha gross!
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TicketToHeaven_ · 1 decade ago
Actually, on another website, it would be that she would be 105 pounds, size 3 shoe, 6 feet tall and she would have a D size bra and a dress size of 4. With those proportions, she wouldn't be able to walk. xD
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