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My roommate and I were leaving a restaurant when she saw a friend of hers walking in with a guy and stopped to talk to him.
The friend's companion and I didn't know each other so I decided to throw my arms out and yell "Oh my God, I haven't seen you in so long!".
Instead of being confused, the guy immediately responded with an "I know, right?!" and a hug.
We started making up false stories about how I once broke his mother's hip with a trampoline.
I have met my soulmate.

MLIA

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