Jack Schittis the son ofAwe
SchittandOh
Schitt. Awe
Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, theowner of theKneedeep Schitt Inn.
Jack Schitt marriedNoe Schittand they produced six children.Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after
childbirth. Next came twin sons,Deep
SchittandDip
Schitt; two
daughters,Fulla SchittandGiva
Schitt; and
another son,Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt marriedDumbSchitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt
marriedLotta Schittand they have a son namedChicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the
Happens brothers.The
Schitt-Happenschildren areDawg
Schitt, Byrd
Schitt and Horace
Schitt.Bull
Schitt just married a spicy little number namedPisa Schittand they are awaiting the arrival
ofBaby Schitt. Now you can proudly say you know the
story of Jack Schitt
This was on a shirt that a friend found at a store while I was
visiting Kentucky. LOL luv it!
