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people always say

"if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put "U" +& "I" together."

well obviously they haven't looked at their keyboard.

but if they looked at it better, they would see that

underneath "U" and "I" is "J" and "K" for just kidding.

and _underneath that, there's "N" and "M" for nevermind.

and even worse, there's that space bar that seperates "U" and "I"

from "E" and "R" for the emergency room, where i will be when you

break my heart</3

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