Only
in America
can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance.
do banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters.
do they have drive-up atm machines
with Braille lettering.
do people order double cheese burgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
in the driveway and put our useless
junk in the garage.
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