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there once was a boy that didnt have a name so he told his mom the first name he heard was gonna be his first name so his mom needed something from the store so he went to the store and and he heard jhonny so he ran home Momma Mommma Momma my 1st name is jhonny well she needed something else from the store so he went back he heard hump so he ran back home Momma Momma Momma my middle name is hump his mom needed something else from the store so he went to the store for the last time and he heard hump so he ran back home Momma Momma Momma my last name is harder .. so he had a girl over once and they were laying on the bed next thing you know jonny's mom was screaming JHONNY HUMP HARDER .. then he goes Momma IM TYRIN IM TRYIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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there once was a boy that didnt have a name so he told his mom

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