Witty Profiles

Quotes added on Saturday, March 21 2020

TheCovertComic
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March 21, 2020 12:15am UTC
We say 'I don't know whether I'm coming or going,' as if it were somehow possible to do only one at a time.

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TheCovertComic
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March 21, 2020 12:16am UTC
If an issue is a cause célèbre, but mostly for people who use the term 'cause célèbre,' you can safely ignore it.

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TheCovertComic
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March 21, 2020 12:18am UTC
I filled out a survey at work. The first question was: 'Functional manager? _________________'
I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'

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MaxieTofu
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March 21, 2020 5:05am UTC
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You ever read something that makes you feel like your heart just got ripped out of your chest, but have to play it off like you're completely fine and happy?
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