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Quotes added on Saturday, May 4 2019

  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2019 11:18am UTC
    Just kidding – actually I am a robot.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2019 11:18am UTC
    If God plays dice with the universe, who's the house?

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2019 11:19am UTC
    I never move my lips when I'm reading. But sometimes what I'm reading moves my lips.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2019 11:20am UTC
    Reconnoiter the area? Isn't one connoitering enough???

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2019 11:20am UTC
    Upon our nation's moral fiber depends our nation's moral regularity.

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