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Quotes added on Tuesday, December 8 2015

1. RVM
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2015 12:44am UTC
   An external motive can never Inspire you. It will only Motivate you to move, but you will soon stop. Seek Inspiration!-RVM #Inspiration #Stayinspired
   
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2. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2015 4:01am UTC
   a twelve
   year old:  omfg I just turned twelve and I
   don't have a boyfriend, omgggggg i am forever alone
   someone buy me some cats
   me: TWELVE YEARS OLD?!!!!???? AND NO
   BOYFRIEND???///??? OH MY GOD CLEARLY YOU ARE ALONE FOR LIFE.
   THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU.
    
   
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3. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2015 4:02am UTC
   and God said unto
   John,
   "come forth and recieve eternal
   life."
   but John came fifth, and won a
   toaster.
   
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4. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2015 4:04am UTC
   what if
   someone called your phone, whispered your witty username and then
   hung up
    
   
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5. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2015 4:05am UTC
   who told spiders it was ok to come inside of my house this is not
   some kind of hotel im running you need to leave
    
   
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6. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2015 4:15am UTC
   60+9=69
   9+60=69
   This is math.
   ___ ___ ____
   format by ponypigtialgirl
   
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7. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2015 4:27am UTC
   FAVE IFYOU REMEMBER...
   -"Fave If"
   -"nmq, nmf"
   -"Jocked"
   -FramingMathew
   -CoolSt0ryBr0
   -ThatsSoMeee
   -BringMeTheEric
   -WittySurveys
   -"Picture"Quote Formats
   -Double Quote Formats
   -1000 Faves
   -Witty Stories
   -Witty School
   -The Nutella Craze
   -The Ed Sheeran Craze
   -The One Direction Craze
   -"Old Witty"
   -"New Witty"
   ///// Fave If You Love Witty \\\\\
   
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8. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2015 4:29am UTC
   That face you give to your bestfriend
   Whena hot guy walks into the room.♥
   not my format
   
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9. Witty-Throwbacks*
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2015 4:30am UTC
   The Awkward Moment 
   When people are singing "happy
   birthday" to you,and your desperatley try not to make
   eye-contact with anybody.
   
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10. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 4:33am UTC
    Google
    Best
    website ever
    Search About 1 result (0.69
    seconds)
    Did you
    mean: Witty
    Profiles
    credit to PaperLung
    
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11. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 4:46am UTC
    Imagine if your
    follower count turned into money
    
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12. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 4:50am UTC
    •Fill ice cube
    tray with milk
    •Cover with plastic wrap
    •Place toothpicks in each space
    •In a few hours you’ll have gross milk pops, you dumb
    a/sshole
    
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13. Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 4:51am UTC
    white girls don’t
    pee they *you’reinate
    
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14. Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 5:01am UTC
    the worst part
    about the zodiac posts is even if you tell yourself you
    don't care,
    it's basically impossible to scroll by one without looking
    to see what fruit tree your sign is.
    
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15. Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 5:03am UTC
    I'm in
    shape.
    Round is a shape.
    
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16. Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 5:04am UTC
    Netflix should have
    an online community.
    That way you can find people that are on the same episode as
    you and you can all fangirl together.
    
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17. Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 5:06am UTC
     
    You
    know the place between sleep and wake, that place
    where
    you can still
    remember dreaming? That's where I'll
    always
    love you.
    That's where I'll be
    waiting.
     
    
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18. Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 5:08am UTC
             
      “do days exist without calendars?
                 does time pass when
    there are no
                 human hands left to
    wind the clocks?” 
                     
                     
           
     (w.o.t.w)
    
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19. Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 5:09am UTC
    MY THOUGHTS ARE
    STARS
    I CANNOT FATHOM
    INTO
    CONSTELLATIONS 
     
    
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20. Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 5:10am UTC
    The more
       
                     
                     
            you care,
    THE MORE YOU HAVE TO
    {x}
    →lose
    
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