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Quotes added on Sunday, August 3 2014

  1. eleynaxo6 eleynaxo6
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 6:45am UTC
    Sometimes, when I'm driving to work,
    I catch myself singing along to guitar solos.
    And I judge myself.
    A lot.


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  3. Pale Perfection* Pale Perfection*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 6:56am UTC
    I want to be with you
    but you are the sun
    and I am the moon
    and we will never collide


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  8. khadijaismyname khadijaismyname
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 8:00am UTC
    ...
    a big shoutout to all of you who just steal
    tumblr textposts and change the format so
    it looks original. you're doing great, guys.
    keep up the hard work.
    ...


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  11. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 8:31am UTC
    When nothing goes RightGo Left


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  14. kaitiao kaitiao
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 9:40am UTC
    I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea.
    I will always be with you.

  15. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 9:50am UTC
    When you
    overhear
    people
    talking
    about a
    thing you
    like.

  16. kaitiao kaitiao
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 9:52am UTC
    You can't outrun your own fate,
    But
    You sure as hell gotta try.

  17. hurtingchubakka* hurtingchubakka*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 9:52am UTC
    A fly lands on a slice of bread, walks around as if it lost a couple of germ buddies then flies off.
    Guy flicks off a few crumbs then takes a huge bite out of it.
    Girlfriend: EEEEEEWW, you have no clue where that fly has been, you can get diarrhea for days babe!
    Guy: (whilst licking his fingers) I have no idea where "you" have been, and there is no telling what i can get or for how long! And you're still my munckin!

  18. hurtingchubakka* hurtingchubakka*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 10:03am UTC
    Women can't seem to remember the handbrake button on a PS3 but they can remember a conversation they had
    6 years, 2 months, 3 weeks, 1 day and 3 hours ago down to what the guy was wearing and how many times he licked his lips!

  19. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 10:05am UTC
    It says home is where your heart is but... What a shame!
    Cause everyone's heart doesn't beat the same.

  20. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 10:06am UTC
    When
    I am
    caught
    making
    eye
    contact
    for the
    third
    time with
    someone
    I don't
    know.

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