Quotes added on Friday, June 13 2014

Crazy girl*
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June 13, 2014 10:41am UTC

Guy: Hi, I'm gay.
Me: Hi, I'm straight.

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missfrustrated
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June 13, 2014 10:47am UTC

Talk to dumb people and feel intelligent and then get frustrated and throw a chair at them

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Crazy girl*
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June 13, 2014 10:48am UTC

Guy: Your such a drama queen!
Girl: Omg no-one has ever called me a queen before! thank you so much ily!
Guy: No I mea- never mind!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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racergirl19
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June 13, 2014 10:50am UTC

IM DONE TRYING!
IM DONE!
GOODBYE
~UGH~

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Crazy girl*
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June 13, 2014 10:54am UTC

5 seconds of summer won best newcomer at kerrang awards! so glad they won, they deserved it!<3

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BittersweetMemories
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June 13, 2014 10:54am UTC

okay. i like you. gosh.

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BittersweetMemories
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June 13, 2014 10:58am UTC

& i think i'm falling for you.. ♥ ♥ ♥

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MissAnna
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June 13, 2014 11:01am UTC

i remember the songs
that made you cry, you would scream, we would fight, you would call
CALL ME CRAZY, I WOULD LAUGH, YOU WERE MAD, BUT YOU'D «
ALWAYS KISS ME .

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Crazy girl*
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June 13, 2014 11:12am UTC

I smile and act like nothing is wrong, it's called putting sh*t aside and being strong.

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Crazy girl*
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June 13, 2014 11:14am UTC

1 text 1 song 1 mistake 1 lie 1 phone call 1 word 1 truth 1 place 1 person 1 movie could change your mood in 1 second.

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Crazy girl*
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June 13, 2014 11:19am UTC

Me: "Wow, you're such a great cuddler."
Pillow: "..."
Me: "Shhh, it's ok, don't speak."

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Crazy girl*
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June 13, 2014 11:21am UTC

Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my whole message.

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Crazy girl*
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June 13, 2014 11:25am UTC

It's weird how in 10 years some of us could be married with kids, some could be millionaires, and some of us could be dead.

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Crazy girl*
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June 13, 2014 11:26am UTC

Cancel... Cancel!....Cancel!!....CANCEL!..... Message sent... Kill me now!

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Crazy girl*
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June 13, 2014 11:27am UTC

I’m the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.

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Crazy girl*
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June 13, 2014 11:30am UTC

That awkward moment when your bedning to get something and a hot guy is checking out your a$$.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Crazy girl*
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June 13, 2014 11:32am UTC

How to tell if a woman is mad at you:
1. She's quiet
2. She's yelling
3. She acts the same
4. She acts different
5. She murdered you

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Crazy girl*
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June 13, 2014 11:33am UTC

Stop feeling alone, start laughing. Stop dreaming, start believing. Stop fighting, start loving. Stop thinking, start acting.

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