Quotes added on Wednesday, May 28 2014

*mysterious.mah*
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May 28, 2014 1:08am UTC

I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next".

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*crybaby*
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May 28, 2014 2:30am UTC

preparing your ipod for a long trip like ur storing up food for a long winter

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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GlowingScars
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May 28, 2014 3:00am UTC

I have to be funny because being hot is not an option

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GlowingScars
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May 28, 2014 3:16am UTC

Nothing saves money like being antisocial

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GlowingScars
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May 28, 2014 3:18am UTC

Perfect has 7 letters and so does “meeeeee”
coincidence I think not

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GlowingScars
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May 28, 2014 3:28am UTC

Sometimes I feel useless
but then I remember that
I breath out carbon dioxide for plants

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GlowingScars
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May 28, 2014 3:31am UTC

I am the type of person you can tell anything to
I never said I would show you empathy
I'll probably just pat you on the head

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*crybaby*
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May 28, 2014 3:46am UTC

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you want
to hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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polaroidmgc*
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May 28, 2014 3:50am UTC

¯ But you don't know what it's like
to wake up in the middle of the night,
scaring the thought of kissing razors.
This blood evacuation is telling me to cave in.
Stay away.

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polaroidmgc*
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May 28, 2014 3:55am UTC

“ Down on the West Coast.... ♥ ”

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polaroidmgc*
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May 28, 2014 4:03am UTC

———————————
I'll burn your name to my throat and say goodnight
for now
forever. . .
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polaroidmgc*
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May 28, 2014 4:05am UTC

Louisiana, you're torturing me with a beautiful face.
Ana come on, I thought we had a damn good thing.
A penny in the couch and a diamond ring.
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polaroidmgc*
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May 28, 2014 4:22am UTC

13 year olds be all : *sobs* I'll never find love again.
Me: Open the fridge, sweetheart. .

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Jay*
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May 28, 2014 4:27am UTC

Some people are.stupid sometimes hahaha :)

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polaroidmgc*
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May 28, 2014 4:29am UTC

Dear the magical creature who put Good Girls as their profile music,
You're not an ordinary kid Harry, you're a wizard. The magical kind.
Sincerely, ME.
|You are gifted and may or may not end up in a magical school for gifted boys and girls, yw in advance, and may the dementors s-ck some balls.|

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polaroidmgc*
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May 28, 2014 4:34am UTC

»» I put the hot in psychotic.

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polaroidmgc*
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May 28, 2014 4:36am UTC

A phrase I use at least once a day: Brb, dropping out of school to become a clinically depressed hipster mermaid.

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