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Quotes added on Friday, May 23 2014

  1. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:02pm UTC
    "Love is in the air?"
    Wrong!
    Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Make It Work 💋* Make It Work 💋*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:06pm UTC
    Hey Faith.....uhhhhh
    we need to talk.....please?

  4. RealitySucks* RealitySucks*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:06pm UTC
    Nothing is private anymore...

  5. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:07pm UTC
    Teacher: What does 'Calm' stand for?
    Me: It stands for:
    Calum
    Ashton
    Luke
    Michael


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:16pm UTC
    Time goes by so fast,people go in and go out of your life... Never miss opportunity to tell them how much they mean to you.

  8. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:17pm UTC
    You can't master your future if you can't leave your past behind.
    Don't be a slave to what you've been through ...break free from your past.
    Your future is waiting for you!

  9. Callisto* Callisto*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:19pm UTC
    Woohoo! Weekend! Time to party like it's your birthday! :D
    Naked, screaming and covered in your mom's bodily fluids!

  10. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:22pm UTC
    Has something ever bothered you that you feel you can't say anything because you don't want to seem crazy...

  11. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:24pm UTC
    Sometimes it feels like the lyrics to a song you're listening to, were written just for you.

  12. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    That annoying moment when you can't find the long side of your blanket.

  13. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    Sometimes it feels like the lyrics to a song you're listening to, were written just for you.

  14. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:26pm UTC
    I constantly find myself wanting more. ♥

  15. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:27pm UTC
    I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But p**sing off everyone is fun and easy

  16. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:28pm UTC
    Now they see my shining
    & they looking like a sour patch .

  17. Pry Pry
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:28pm UTC
    guys this is really important:
    It isn't ""quirky"" or cute to dislike yourself. It isn't modest or sweet of you to reject compliments and believe you're ugly. It isn't romantic or beautiful to sit alone all night crying. It isn't cool or edgy to be a "loner" and "oh my god I just hate everything". Forget what one direction or whatever say; hating yourself and thinking you aren't beautiful ISN'T going to make you more appealing to anyone. you know what is beautiful? you know what is "cute"? loving yourself.
    (It makes me sick that the majority of top quotes are things like I'm such a potato, or if you think I'm attractive you obviously have low standards. that isn't cute. or positive. or even worthy of favouriting. STOP DOWNPLAYING YOURSELF IN ORDER TO LOOK CUTE AND QUIRKY AND "SOOO TUMBLR" IT'S FRANKLY DISGUSTING. if you genuinely have low self esteem/depression then please, for the love of god, stop making it look attractive by turning it into a cute personality quirk. JUST STOP. people are starting to think that hating themseleves is normal, and it's not.)
    thank you

  18. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    - On Twitter I have 5,304 followers
    - On Tumblr I have 178 followers
    - On Witty I have 56 followers

  19. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    Why do guys feel the need to ask their girlfriend for a naked pic like if you've got the real deal to yourself then you wouldn't need a pic! #JustSaying

  20. Derprie âš“* Derprie âš“*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 1:58pm UTC
    you're a poor excuse for a human being.

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