Quotes added on Wednesday, April 23 2014

Fat Amy*
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April 23, 2014 12:00am UTC

Some day we will find what we are looking forOr maybe we won'tWe might find something a lot better

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imlandon
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April 23, 2014 1:46am UTC

in first grade, i used to call substitutes, prostitutes because i didnt know the difference."guys we have a prostitute today!"

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polaroidmgc*
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April 23, 2014 3:12am UTC

Writing a 5sos fanfic. Comment what u wanna be?
Luke's gf: ME AND IF U PROTEST GTF LOST.
Ash's gf:
Ash's sister:
Ash's bestie:
Cal's gf:
Cal's bestie:
Mikey's gf:
Mikey's bestie:
Luke's bestie: ( btw this girl will basically be the enemy of the story)
So the plot is, my character, Kit, is going out with, well duh, Luke. She has been for a while but her friend(whoever ends up being Luke's bestie) has a problem with her going out with him, unfortunantly, Kit has been friends with this girl since primary school. She has to choose between love and friends or work something out idk. Hope u like it :) if this fails stfu imma have to break into my email to get my wp account back.
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BerryBop
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April 23, 2014 3:13am UTC

i dont understand why we get taught all this hard math and complicated english tecniques in school.
all i need to know for my job is how to say
"would you like fries with that?"

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polaroidmgc*
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April 23, 2014 3:15am UTC

Writing a 5sos fanfic. Comment what u wanna be?
Luke's gf: ME AND IF U PROTEST GTF LOST.
Ash's gf:
Ash's sister:
Ash's bestie:
Cal's gf:
Cal's bestie:
Mikey's gf:
Mikey's bestie:
Luke's bestie: ( btw this girl will basically be the enemy of the story)
So the plot is, my character, Kit, is going out with, well duh, Luke. She has been for a while but her friend(whoever ends up being Luke's bestie) has a problem with her going out with him, unfortunantly, Kit has been friends with this girl since primary school. She has to choose between love and friends or work something out idk. Hope u like it :) if this fails stfu imma have to break into my email to get my wp account back.
♥

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*crybaby*
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April 23, 2014 3:32am UTC

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions
are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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Pinkameana Diane Pie*
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April 23, 2014 3:43am UTC

Am I the only one, or is there anypony out there that is afraid of touching their own neck because they want to snap it? What should I do, and is there a name this? °~°

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br0kenwings
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April 23, 2014 3:54am UTC

I am so not drunk enough for this assignment.

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DoubtfulDelinquent
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April 23, 2014 3:59am UTC

If you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all? And if you close your eyes does it almost feel like you've been here before?

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DestinyCaribou
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April 23, 2014 4:20am UTC

friend: you sure you know what you're doing
me: i've been to the dentist several times, so i know the drill.

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Pinkameana Diane Pie*
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April 23, 2014 4:28am UTC

I believe in being deviant. I don't like the way our world is so bucked up. If you like country music, say so. You like My Little Pony, yell it to the world. Don't be afraid what others think of you, be afraid of what God thinks of you. He is, after all, the one who can send you to Hell or Heaven.

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RVM
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April 23, 2014 4:32am UTC

I am the Richest man on earth because I am the Happiest man on earth. After all, isn’t Happiness the Greatest Wealth in Life?-RVM

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The Show Off*
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April 23, 2014 5:08am UTC

The things that happened yesterday, I will never be able to explain why or how they happened. The only people that will know the true story of what happened is the 3 people that were with me. Don't ask me for an explanation cuz you're not gonna get one. But the one thing that I can tell you is that I can't get her off my mind!!

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