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Quotes added on Sunday, April 20 2014

  1. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 12:01am UTC
    Why do we need school,
    Music, we have youtube
    Sport, look theres a wii
    spanish, There is Dora
    English, everythings shortened anyway(OMG)
    Math, use a caculater
    geography, buy a globe
    History, There all dead anyway

  2. FlatZones* FlatZones*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 12:05am UTC
    When a teacher calls on you when your drawing a unicorn
    Teacher, excuse me, tell the class the awnser, they are waiting
    Me, They are waiting for the bell to ring, thats why they are looking at the clock
    Teacher, DETENTION

  3. sydney9999 sydney9999
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 12:10am UTC
    Love Your Neighbor As YourSelf

  4. sydney9999 sydney9999
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 12:12am UTC
    my boyfriend tarail has been a great man i love hima nd i want him 4ever

  5. XxTheStoryTellerxX XxTheStoryTellerxX
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 12:25am UTC
    Paint-laced Faces
    Prologue
    Sykes
    ***
    "How many times do I gotta tell ya, Sykes!?"
    I smile, "Whaaat? I was just having a little fun, Waldo, relax." I climb up onto my science teacher's old desk and scale up a rope to the vents, leaving two troopers gagged and tied up in the corner in a 69 position with LOSER painted on their faces. I could hear their muffed screams of disgust as I made my way from the classroom and I laugh.
    "You could've jeperdized the entire mission and hideout! All we needed was intel and weapons, not another one of your pranks! If Boss had the right mind, he'd fire you." Nagged Ollie, my watchman and little brother. Code named Waldo because, Where's Waldo? In a crows nest about 200 miles away in the ruins of a huge city known as New York City.
    I crawl out to the roof of our old high school building. Strolling passed two dead guards lying in a pool of blood, I press a button on my watch and a small beacon emerges and sends a signal to my ride out of this hell hole, "Calm down, kiddo, I think I can handle myself. Now where's Spock?"
    "I thought he was on his way? Have you signaled him?" Ollie asks alarm in his tone.
    I look around in the darkness for any signal back. None. I curse under my breath and signal again. "I've got nothing, Waldo, what's up?"
    "Looking for someone?" A deep scratchy voiced called out, sending a chill up my spine.
    I freeze at the sight of three red dots hoovering over my chest. I let out a deep sigh and turn to see a man with pale skin and a jagged scar running down his face, smiling and he has a grip around the neck of Craig, Spock, my way out of here. Craig convulses as he gasped for air and fights the deathly grip around his neck by the crazy general. I see the man jolt his arm upward and I here a pop and crack and Craig's body goes limp.
    "oops?" The man said with a grin on his face, "Guess you're not getting out of here."
    I tense up and grit my teeth, "Wow you must really get a kick out of being a total d-ckhead. Thanks for killing my friend, Hemilstone. Now I guess I'll probably have to blow up." I throw my arms in the air and start walking towards the ledge of the school.
    "Hey! Where do you thing you're going?! Get back here! I'll have you k--"
    Suddenly, Craig's body exploded in the general's arms and a cloud of black and neon green smoke filled the air, hiding me from sight. I hear the General's moans for help along with the firing of snipers. I leap off of the ledge and grab a rope, tie it to my belt's harness and with the silence of a camoflauged hoover craft, I and carried out to go home.
    "That was waaaay too easy!" I heard a guy laughng as I ascending into the crafted. I am greeted with a handshake by none other than Craig himself, curly blond hair, crazy blue eyes and a big grin on his painted face, "Nice smoke bomb decoy of me, by the way. Very realistic."
    "Very rad indeed, A$$HOLES." sirened both our ear pieces. Ollie was mad, "STOP BEING SO RECKLESS. GOD YOU HAD ME SCARED. WHAT IF THAT WAS ACTUALLY CRAIG OH MY GO--"
    We both smiled and threw our ear pieces to the floor and enjoyed the ride back to headquarters, blasting music and eating chinese. A delecacy since the country was overthrown and stuff. I'm Seth by the way, a Scout of the Black Blood Alliance. Welcome to America.
    ***
    Feedback?:)

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 12:29am UTC
    I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
     

  7. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 12:36am UTC
    happy easter
    guys.♡
    Format by twilightgirl995


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 1:07am UTC
    Crazy Stupid Love. best movie ever :)

  10. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 1:11am UTC
    They said they were just friends... but everyone knew they were lovers. You could just tell. The way they looked at each other, it was like no one else was there.

  11. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 1:16am UTC
    “Sometimes, something of someone is liked too much not because it holds too much value or has a true value, but because there are too many bidders and buyers to have the same thing at the resale value.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  12. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 1:17am UTC
    girl- "Don't get too close, it's dark inside, it's where my demons hide..."boy- "Lately, my life has been hell. You're demons can live there."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 1:21am UTC
    The standard of a true leader is that he sets also his own rules rather than merely and blindly obeying the set of standard rules, even if it means being treated as an idiot or a crazy by the fools. And to follow his noble dream to attain his cherished goal, he employs his wisdom tool gained from his own hard core experience in an open school called life.
    ~Anuj Somany

  15. Kdcae Kdcae
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 1:31am UTC
    A
    hiYouTube

    hi.
    ↻ ◄ 3:24 / 3:24
    I'M NOT A
    UNICORN
    Soul| 16 | Italy | Single |
    My hobby is writing songs and singing for my band

  16. Kdcae Kdcae
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 1:33am UTC
    A Match Into Water By Pierce The Veil
    ......YouTube

    I kissed the scars on her skin, I still think your beautiful, and I don't ever wanna lose my best friend
    ↻ ◄ 3:24 / 3:24
    I'M NOT A
    UNICORN
    Soul| 16 | Italy | Single |
    My hobby is writing songs and singing for my band


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. JeanineHilary JeanineHilary
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 1:41am UTC
    Sometimes, we survive by forgetting.

  19. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 1:59am UTC
    I've found that some of the situations that you'll find yourself in will show you who your real friends are. And it kinda sucks.

  20. JeanineHilary JeanineHilary
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 2:00am UTC
    Stop.
    Breathe.
    Cry if you must.
    000000

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