Please don`t make a woman cry, for a woman`s tears are expensive:
When a single drop comes out, it mixed with L`oreal eye liner £7 and Revlon mascara £12.
When it rolls down the cheek it further mixes with D&G blusher £35, Estee Lauder Foundation £30 and MAC powder £28.
Finally when it gets to the lips it mixes with Maybelline lipstick £8 and Avon lipgloss £6.
This means a single tear drop is work £126.
When you make a man cry it rolls down to the Vaseline which just costs £1.