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Quotes added on Sunday, March 30 2014

  1. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 5:04am UTC
    I want someone who will sit on a rooftop
    with me at 2 in the morning
    and will tell me their favouraite songs
    and their family problems
    and how they think the earth was made

  2. jennmxx jennmxx
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 5:11am UTC
    Just created a new tumblr account~comment your account names and i'll follow you~Must be funny~love-

  3. jennmxx jennmxx
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 5:12am UTC
    Just created a new tumblr account~comment your account names and i'll follow you~Must be funny~love-

  4. Cianni:3* Cianni:3*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 5:15am UTC
    The Less You Care The Happier You Will Be :3

  5. jennmxx jennmxx
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 5:17am UTC
    .
    ~he has asked me out for a date~
    .

  6. Cianni:3* Cianni:3*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 5:18am UTC
    Ever Looked At Your Ex And Wondered "Was I Drunk The Entire Relationship?"

  7. has no meaning has no name* has no meaning has no name*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 5:32am UTC
    I'll take a picture and uploaded it to instagram... B!tches love maps on instagram XD

  8. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 7:07am UTC
    LOOK AT THINGS
    DIFFERENT

  9. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 7:13am UTC
    you literally cannot trust anyone anymore.
    ffs you know what f/ck the world
    lel,f/ck a fake friend,where the real friends at
    7 billion people in the world.14 billion faces.♥

  10. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 7:21am UTC
    So, me and my big sister are watching a documentary on the Grand Canyon...Voice-over man: It is impossible to date these rocksSister: Well duh, you can't go out with rocks!Me: *facepalm*


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Ashbeyou20 Ashbeyou20
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 7:47am UTC
    Please don`t make a woman cry, for a woman`s tears are expensive:
    When a single drop comes out, it mixed with L`oreal eye liner £7 and Revlon mascara £12.
    When it rolls down the cheek it further mixes with D&G blusher £35, Estee Lauder Foundation £30 and MAC powder £28.
    Finally when it gets to the lips it mixes with Maybelline lipstick £8 and Avon lipgloss £6.
    This means a single tear drop is work £126.
    When you make a man cry it rolls down to the Vaseline which just costs £1.

  13. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 7:54am UTC
    I wish
    I had
    No
    Feelings.

  14. 4/20 b!!!ttcchh * 4/20 b!!!ttcchh *
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 8:06am UTC
    Go to this site ya'll 420yolo.com .


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. Smiley128 Smiley128
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 8:15am UTC
    You say you care, but do you really?

  17. Smiley128 Smiley128
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 8:40am UTC
    Crowed hallways are the lonliest places for outcasts and rebels, or anyone who dares to be different. Youve been trying for so long to find out where your place is...

  18. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 8:40am UTC
    HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!

  19. abn0rmal abn0rmal
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 8:45am UTC
    ``what?`` i asked
    ``nothing`` he said
    ``why are you looking at me like that?``
    Augustus half smiled. ``because, you're beautiful``
    - j.g
    nmf

  20. abn0rmal abn0rmal
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 8:54am UTC
    when you see a cute guy
    and then
    you find out he's gay
    :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
    fml.

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