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Quotes added on Saturday, December 14 2013

  1. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:00am UTC
    do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive
    from like the 1800s and you suddenly get p.issed because
    they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

  2. HelpfulPotato HelpfulPotato
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:01am UTC
    yay

  3. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:07am UTC
    I love things that happen
    But when they happen in the future
    Its even better

  4. Ashbeyou20 Ashbeyou20
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:23am UTC
    "Money does not provide love or happines"
    - (Me) -_-

  5. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:28am UTC
    The difference
    between pizza and
    your opinion is
    that I actually
    asked for pizza!

  6. Ashbeyou20 Ashbeyou20
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:31am UTC
    YOU'RE NOT ALONE YOU'RE WITH ME

  7. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:32am UTC
    I hate teachers who give
    homework over break!
    Like do you not know
    what a break is?
    Do you need me to
    demonstrate on your
    neck?

  8. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:36am UTC
    A moment of silence to
    all the kids who can't
    wait to become a
    teenager because they
    think it's going to be fun!

  9. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:40am UTC
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: What for?
    Me: To open the chamber of secrets
    what do you think?


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:42am UTC
    Me: I haven't taken a photo of myself in awhile...
    *takes photo*
    Me: Oh that's why.

  12. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:45am UTC
    You don't know something?
    Google It!
    You don't know someone?
    Facebook It!
    You can't find something?
    MOM!!!

  13. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:47am UTC
    Best friends
    are like siblings
    from different
    parents.

  14. HelloImMatthew HelloImMatthew
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 6:17am UTC
    Sorry about last night, I was in a miserable mood....
    But if anyone has Xbox Live, you should add me :3 and don't mind my name, a friend suggested it so , my gamertag is :
    Go On Mugzy

  15. Ashbeyou20 Ashbeyou20
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 6:19am UTC
    Dear Maya,
    Truth is your the best friend someone can ask for. It feels like I've known you forever. You've always knew how to cheer me up when I'm down. I'll always remember the times we laughed so hard, we couldnt stop. The memories, the fun, the moments, the laughs, the jokes and all the times we got busted, I'll never forget them. I know we fought and argued sometimes but that only made our friendship stronger. As long as we are living, no matter when or where, if you ever need me just call and I'll be there because you've been there for me. Of all the friends I've ever met, you're the one I won't forget.

  16. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 6:21am UTC
    Mate,
    Just
    Don't
    Forget
    To
    Be
    Happy.
    Alright?

  17. sheeriotelle sheeriotelle
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 6:38am UTC
    The day that I'd ever let you see the real me,
    is the day that I turn away and hide from the world.
    S.K.H

  18. sheeriotelle sheeriotelle
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 6:43am UTC
    When life gives you lemons, make cakes.
    Moral of the story: Be different. Live life unique.


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. Ashbeyou20 Ashbeyou20
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 7:02am UTC
    You dont know something?
    Google It!
    You dont know someone?
    Facebook It!
    You cant find something?
    MOM!!!

:)

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