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Quotes added on Thursday, November 21 2013

  1. freak* freak*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 2:54am UTC
    Katniss Everdeen
    That awkward moment when someone says they love you on National television.
    15 minutes ago · comment · like
    Gale Hawthorn
    That awkward moment when someone says they love the girl you love on National television.
    24 seconds ago · Like
    Peeta Mellark
    That awkward moment when you say you love someone on National television and people start talking about how awkward it was on Facebook.
    24 seconds ago · Like
    Primrose Everdeen
    Awkward.
    24 seconds ago · Like

  2. joshlikesu joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 3:21am UTC
    3 easy ways to die:
    1. Puff a cigarette daily ~ You will die 10 years early.
    2. Drink Alchol daily ~ You will die 30 years early.
    3. Love some one who doesn't love you back ~ You will die
    daily.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. freak* freak*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 3:48am UTC
    *KATNISS AND GALE*
    But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more
    We wouldn't make it 5 miles
    Oh, I'd get 5 miles. Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door.
    Sounds good, I'll totally be with Peeta by then.

  5. Pandepp Pandepp
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 4:01am UTC
    I like
    The way
    Your hair
    Falls over your eyes
    As you
    Fall asleep in class
    And I like the way
    You furrow your eyebrows
    And glance to right
    As you think hard
    And I love
    How your eyes light up
    When you talk
    About something you love
    And sometimes
    I hope
    That one day
    Your eyes will light up that way
    When you talk about
    Me
    cs

  6. freak* freak*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 4:10am UTC
    WHAT IF AT THE END OF CATCHING FIRE
    KATNISS AND GALE STARE AT EACH OTHER FOR A LONG TIME AND THE SCREEN GOES BLACK AND GALES VOICE OVER SAYS,
    "KATNISS.
    THERE IS NO DISTRICT TWELVE."
    AND THEN THE CREDITS START.
    DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SCREAM IN THE THEATRE?!

  7. Pandepp Pandepp
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 4:20am UTC
    My lungs are collapsing,
    The walls are caving in on me
    My heart is shattering,
    And my stomach is twisting and churning
    With any given thought
    And my thoughts
    Are overwhelming my brain
    To the point where
    I’m not sure
    If I’m going to win this battle
    cs

  8. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 4:27am UTC
    Money is the anthem of success.
    Money is everything that you need.
    Money can kill us.
    Money can save us.
    Money makes us stronger.
    Money makes us more important.
    Money makes us more beautiful.
    Money makes life easier.
    Money makes life prettier.
    But money is just an ordinary paper.
    So why we believe in its divinity?

  9. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 4:30am UTC
    I understand.
    I just don''t care.

  10. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 4:36am UTC
    Long but well worth the read...
    What goes around comes around
    One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road needing help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedesand got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. She looked worried in spite of smile on his face. No one had stopped to help for the last hour. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was those chills which only fear can put in you. He said, “I’m here to help you, ma’am. Why don’t you wait in the car where it’s warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.”
    Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles in the process. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt. As he was tightening up the nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through. She couldn’t thank him enough for coming to her aid.
    Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, “And think of me.” He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he had the satisfaction of helping someone in need.
    A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home. Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn’t erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude. The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan.
    After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress quickly went to get change for herhundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady could be. Then she noticed something written on the napkin.There were tears in her eyes when she read what was written : “You don’t owe me anything. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I’m helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you.” Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.
    Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard.
    She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, “Everything’s going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson.”
    There is an old saying “What goes around comes around.”

  11. freak* freak*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 5:08am UTC
    Hunger Games vs. Mean Girls
    Gale: Hey, I'm having a small get together at my house tomorrow night.
    Katniss: Is Peeta going?
    Gale: No, do you think I'm an idiot? It's just going to be a few cool people and you better be one of them byotch.
    Katniss: Fine, I'll go.
    Gale: Shut up, I love you in that shirt on you.
    Katniss: Um, is there any alcahol in this?
    Effie: No! What kind of escort do you think I am? Why, do you want some? Cause I'd rather you do it in the penthouse.
    Katniss: No offence, but why would Haymitch send you a parachuute? He doesn't even like you that much.
    Gale: Peeta tells everybody. It's kind of cute actually. He's like a little boy. He like, writes all over his notebook, "Mr. Katniss Everdeen".
    Katniss: what do we even talk about?
    Cinna: Hair products, Finnick Odair!
    Katniss: Is that a band?
    Snow: Who does she think she is? I like, invented her, know what mean?
    "Effie Trinket knows everybodys business, she knows everything about everyone. Thats why her dress is so big. It's full of secrets."

  12. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 5:12am UTC
    The only thing that belongs to us is our LIFE.Yet,we waste it in the pursuit of meaningless things that will never belong to us.

  13. joshlikesu joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 5:16am UTC
    Its sad that even my phone knows im single by suggesting dating apps.....

  14. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 5:36am UTC
    Don't u just hate it when-for once u're in a good mood and someone just ruins it for u


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 6:15am UTC
    nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats in the street

  17. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 6:20am UTC
    I wish I was pretty and funny and had a nice legs and a flat stomach and could run for 10 minutes without dying.

  18. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 6:23am UTC
    And sometimes you just have to watch it fade away and accept that being lonely is the only thing that's going to stay by your side

  19. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 6:24am UTC
    My sister told me she's jealous of my love life because its like a movie.

  20. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 6:29am UTC
    Person: What are you waiting for?
    Me: my boyfriend.
    Person: will he be long?
    Me: i don't know. How long does it take for someone to exist?

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