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Quotes added on Saturday, August 31 2013

  1. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 6:20am UTC
    A Good Neighbour
    Is A Neighbour Who Doesn't Put A Password On Their WiFi

  2. its_me_shel its_me_shel
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 6:21am UTC
    honey i saw you in real life
    dont let them
    likes
    gas you up

  3. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 6:22am UTC
    A Good Neighbour
    Is A Neighbour Who Doesn't Put A Password On Their WiFi

  4. Golfish27 Golfish27
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 6:36am UTC
    THE LIGHT
    THAT COMES FROM
    SMILES
    DOESN'T MAKE
    SHADOWS

  5. Golfish27 Golfish27
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 6:46am UTC
    WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

  6. GlassHorizon GlassHorizon
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 6:48am UTC
    *talking about oli sykes*
    me: it's not fair, why can't people i'm actually going to be forced into interacting with be as perfect as him?
    friend: *sends picture of oli*
    friend: i'm debating if this is human
    me: probably isn't
    friend: i think there are four of these species
    friend: *sends picture of alex gaskarth*
    friend: there are no words
    me: *sends picture of austin carlile*
    me: just uncontrollable sobbing

  7. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 6:50am UTC
    Roses always wilt,
    ponds always dry up,
    blondes aren't the only forgetful ones,
    and everybody knows that everybody dies.

  8. lozziex3 lozziex3
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 6:51am UTC
    Theres nothing worse than someone walking in on you dancing, and then they continue to make fun of you for it.

  9. brickbyboringbeth* brickbyboringbeth*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 6:55am UTC
    yeah drugs are pretty cool but have you ever listened to Fall Out Boy


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 6:58am UTC
    Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals.
    We'd be planting so many trees,
    and we'd probably save the planet.

  12. Everybodydotheflop Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 7:06am UTC
    But there's a monster standing where you should be.

  13. gouhm gouhm
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 7:21am UTC
    EVERYTHING
    HAS
    BEAUTY.
    BUT NOT
    EVERYONE
    CAN SEE
    IT.

  14. laceyliz laceyliz
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 7:39am UTC
    Everyday might not be good
    but there's something good in everyday

  15. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 7:47am UTC

    You didn't love her. You just didn't want to be alone. Or maybe, maybe she was just good for your ego. Or, or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn't love her. Because you don't destroy people you love. ”
    -Grey's Anatomy

  16. dancer218 dancer218
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 8:04am UTC
    if you love something set it free if it comes back it was meant to be.

  17. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 8:17am UTC
    PE doesn’t stand for physical education.
    It stands for public embarrassment

  18. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 8:22am UTC
    autumn smells great because everything is dying


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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