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Quotes added on Sunday, August 25 2013

  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:51am UTC
    1-800-u-need-to-stop

  2. KassieKiss KassieKiss
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:51am UTC
    *Prank calls Crush*
    ...
    *Actually Picks up Phone*
    ...
    *Tries to Talk to not Sound dumb*
    ...
    *In reality you Sound stupid*
    "Hey... ummm. Does your Refrigorator work?"
    -Dedicated to Dana and Deadly Vampire 17

  3. Victoria13 Victoria13
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:53am UTC
    Friend in a relationship: We should find you a boyfriend!
    Me: Hahaha, wrong. Get me sweaters and cookies and we're good.

  4. Gia2525 Gia2525
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:53am UTC
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away…except if the doctors cute. Then screw the fruit!

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:54am UTC
    Life is too short to spend it at war with yourself.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:56am UTC
    i want the job where you get
    to push scared skydivers out of planes

  7. Gia2525 Gia2525
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:57am UTC
    There laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:59am UTC
    if I had a dollar for every time someone
    called me ugly i'd be broke cause i'm perfect lol later losers

  9. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:00am UTC
    she's cool and she's cruel, but she knows what she's doing.

  10. alittlebitoflove alittlebitoflove
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:00am UTC
    WouldYouGoDownWithMe
    He seems like a great person, I love his quotes! Although I don't know him well, and never have talked to him, I've seen his quotes in the 'Top Today' section several times. You should definitely go follow him, I personally think he deserves it!

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:01am UTC
    To be honest with you,
    I'm kinda scared to go to college.
    Not because I don't think I'll be able to keep up with work.
    Or because I don't think I'll be able to pay back loans.
    I know I will be able to do both of those things.
    I'm more worried about befriending the wrong people.

  12. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:01am UTC
    sierrachristian
    She's amazing and I love her she's my sister :3 and she has good quote you should follow her. :)

  13. Gia2525 Gia2525
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:02am UTC
    I didn't lose my mind. Its at home sitting next to my common sense.

  14. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:03am UTC
    she laughs at my dreams, but I dream about her laughter. strange as it seems, she's the one i'm after.

  15. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:04am UTC
    SHOUT OUT TO ONE OF MY WITTY BESTIES!!!
    KASSIEKISS
    She's awesome!

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:05am UTC
    i need constant attention and love
    i'm literally like a little kid

  17. ribcaged ribcaged
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:05am UTC
    what is this really happening
    the book thief and tfios movie
    movie producers and directors
    please don't fück this up!!!!!!!
    o(≧o≦)o

  18. alittlebitoflove alittlebitoflove
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:06am UTC
    BlackKeyslover
    Well firstly to start off she's super pretty! I'm jealous of her face. <3. her quotes are honestly so amazing, i love each and every one of them, you should check her out, because you'd definitely be amazed!

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:08am UTC
    okay kids repeat after me:
    - there are no rules on sexuality
    - you don't need to be sure of anything
    - you can always be curious
    - liking someone of the same gender that you don't prefer is fine
    - don't shame people for what they do or what they like

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:11am UTC
    I used to be against gay people, I won't lie or try to kid anyone.
    But that all soon changed when I heard someone say:
    "All gay people choose to be gay."
    But as soon as I heard that, I realized something.
    I realized that I when I woke up, I never choose to be straight.
    And gay people don't wake up and choose to be gay.

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