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Quotes added on Friday, May 31 2013

  1. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:24am UTC
    I know I'm ugly
    But will some guy just take one for the team and love me

  2. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:24am UTC
    Missing you gives me thousands of reasons to cry,
    but knowing you gives me thousands of reasons to smile.

  3. Julia1999 Julia1999
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:33am UTC
    Who cares about your first love.
    Give a big round of applause
    to your second love,
    because they showed you
    that love still exists
    after you thought it never could
    again ...
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

  4. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:45am UTC
    'Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They got the Discovery Channel dont they?'
    -The Real Slim Shady,Eminem
    I laughed at this part soooo frikkin hard!

  5. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:50am UTC
    Sometimes its not always about missing the person, But about the moments and memories you shared with them


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. AcaciasCheezburger AcaciasCheezburger
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:59am UTC
    Once upon a time...
    There was a little girl named acacia,and was friends with some girl named lois,she wasnt that nice,and then another girl came and changed the whole world! Her name was Seohyun [namelessninja] and then she became very good friends with acacia,and then with lois again and then with seohyun again...Seohyun and lois had a bad fight and acacia didnt know what to do,so she stood with lois for a while,but then,seohyun said "Um acacia,wanna be friends again?" She said with a nice voice and acacia replied "Yes!!" She said cheerfully,and then they made a plan how to leave lois alone,and then....Boom! Acacia and Seohyun Fighted lois again,and acacia and seohyun left,with victory! And then they became best friends forever! Theyre nicknaming themselves waffle and pancake,yes,cute huh? So thats how Acacia and Seohyun became best friends! The end!
    Based on a true story
    Dedicated to my awesome,bestie,seohyun! [namelessninja]


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  10. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:04am UTC
    Nevah Lose YuhrSelf
    While Tryinq To
    Hold On To Someone
    Who Doesnt Care
    About Losinq Yuheo.♥

  11. joshlikesu joshlikesu happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:04am UTC
    what if we could all make wishes but than someone wished we couldn't :O

  12. paramoregirl3 paramoregirl3
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:06am UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    'll stop the whole world, I'll stop the whole world
    From turning into a monster, eating us alive
    Don't you ever wonder how we'd survive?
    Well now that your gone the world is ours
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    MONSTER
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    PARAMORE
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  13. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:08am UTC
    If everytime I spoke,
    I sounded like I do on video, I would become a mime.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. lifewillbelife lifewillbelife
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:12am UTC
    was listening to i hate everything about you by 3 days grace
    the chourus is
    I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
    (why do i love you?)
    them im like this song describes me and cake
    its so fattening yet so tasty

  17. Choc0latelayouts Choc0latelayouts
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:12am UTC
    Testing. Sorry for the spam!

  18. taylorswiftfan taylorswiftfan
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:17am UTC
    ask me anything on my profile!! it can be literally anything!
    i'll answer random, funny, personal, sexual, advice questions.
    i'm just bored (:

  19. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:30am UTC
    Let Teh Haters Be Hatin' Let Teh Lovers Be Lovin'





    Then Theres Me.
    Not Knowinq
    Who To
    Love Or Hate -.-

  20. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:35am UTC
    I hate it when people listen to creepy songs, like them, and then start saying
    that they are just so 'insane' because of it. B.tch, you're not insane. You just like a f.king song.

:)

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