Quotes added on Saturday, December 29 2012

yourcool
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December 29, 2012 12:55am UTC

Take your age.
Subtract three.
Then add three.
Congratualtions, that's how old you are!

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love_and_turtles
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:56am UTC

Plot Twist: We all have an extra bodypart that's invisible.

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Colette*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:56am UTC

Its cold everywhere else in my house bbut my room is like a f.ucking sauna.

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Bec*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:57am UTC

I said I was only going online for 10 minutes, it's been 5 years.

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biebersgirl14
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:57am UTC

everyone who suffers with an eating disorder experiences a tremendous amount of pain,but they are not the only ones who experience the pain and suffering.families and friends of these victims also experiences their own personal pain.it is very difficult to watch someone you love destroy themselves.

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glitterywhales21
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:57am UTC

I always feel better when I'm not the only person who did bad on a test. Like when the whole class fails in my head I'm like, "good work guys, way to fail!"

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yourcool
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December 29, 2012 12:57am UTC

Remember, the girls who say "a lot of guys are
going after me," should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

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*Allysoon*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:59am UTC

Time to just give up on life now...I got nothing left I thought u liked me but I guess not by..And I really liked you )':

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:00am UTC

taking back your ex is like
buying your sh/t back from your own garage sale.

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LuVgUrL
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:00am UTC

Wife: I love you
Husband: I love you to
Wife: Then prove it. scream it to the world
Husband: *whispers in ear* I love you
Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me?
Husband: cuz you are my world

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jasmine*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:01am UTC

it never ends
it never ends
it never ends
it never ends
it never ends
it never ends
it never ends
it never ends

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JenHeartsYuu
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:01am UTC

Just me #9
I tried being normal once, as you can see, it didn't last long.

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love_and_turtles
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:02am UTC

A girl I know: Yeah, for Christmas I got an iPhone 5, Triple Bailey Button UGGs, Aberbrombie & Fitch sweater, cardigan, and sweatpants, Garage sweatshirt, a gold scarf, Nike slides and socks, Victoria's Secret PINK bookbag, music playing pillow, magnetic nail polish, UGG care kit, purse, hair stuff, fuzzy socks, and a Justin Bieber phone case.
Me:
oh.

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The_One_In_The_Back
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:03am UTC

I'm sorry Witty, I really am.
I have a confession to make, I have kept this bottled up inside and it's just eating me alive ...They even made a song about me.... Okay, just don't get mad
I let the dogs out

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:04am UTC

It's scary how I'm taking into peer pressure.
It really isn't peer pressure when I know I want to do it.
But it technically is because it's the main reason why I want to.
Yeah, I want to know what it's like to drink.
I want to finally let loose for once and have fun.
I want to wake up in the morning with a hangover.
And I don't even care if I don't remember the night before.
But I want to drink for the most part, just to prove a point.
That I can do things.
No one believes that I can do anything, considering I don't do much.
I don't sleep around, flirt with every boy I see, drink, and so much more.
I don't do what a "typical" eighteen year old would.
But I believe that if I were to drink, and get wasted, I'd finally prove my point.
I would be going against everything I ever stood up for.
But at least people would finally believe me.
cheers to the new year.

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JenHeartsYuu
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:04am UTC

Just me #10
I'm extremely insecure.

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LuVgUrL
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:04am UTC

Don't like me? COOL, I don't wake up everyday
to impress you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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StayMindless17
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:04am UTC

You're single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA me too.

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Makayla32800
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:06am UTC

Give me love like her, cause lately I've been waking up alone.
Give a little time to me, or burn this out.
We'll play hide n' seek, to turn this around.
All I want, is the taste that your lips allow.
My my, My my, Give Me Love...

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