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Quotes added on Tuesday, June 19 2012

  1. FlyingDove FlyingDove
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Insomnia isn't the reason I get no sleep.
    My internet connection is.

  2. MyOtherWittyProfile MyOtherWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:00am UTC
    *****
    And even though I really love you
    I'm gonna smile cause I deserve to
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. charlie204501 charlie204501
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Life of vast emotions
    credit to my amazing poetic friend who I wish had a witty...

  4. kylynnlovesyou kylynnlovesyou
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:00am UTC
    I need rescued. Any heroes please apply.

  5. AmandaaRenee AmandaaRenee
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Ex bestfriend (your ex boyfriend's name) is coming over <3
    1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    -______-

  6. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Waiting to reply to a text
    Because you don't want to look like you've been staring at your phone, waiting for it
    even if you have been (;

  7. imsofunni imsofunni
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:01am UTC
    I don't need a stable relationship,
    I just need a stable internet connection.

  8. emerielynn emerielynn
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Remeber This? (:
    Now this is the story all about how
    My life got flipped, turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air
    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground where I spent most of my days
    Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
    And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
    Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"
    I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
    License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!
    I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
    And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
    Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air

  9. leeahbabiexox leeahbabiexox
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Fat, single, and& ready for a pringle (;

  10. Colette* Colette*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Go suck a carrot!
    NO! Not my carrots please!!!
    :D

  11. basketballchickkforeveer1 basketballchickkforeveer1
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:02am UTC
    tonight , i told him i liked him...

  12. LacieLovesYou LacieLovesYou
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:02am UTC
    When you miss someone,
    and cant do anything about it.

  13. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Today I hung out with my ex-best friend. It felt so weird to have her talking to me. She didn't say much, but what she did say made me feel important to her. Yeah, I miss hanging out with her everyday, but I can't change the fact that no matter how nice she is to me, it's a friendly nice, not the same kind of oh-my-gosh-you-are-the-best- friend-I-could-ever-ask-for-I-love-you-like-family kind of way it used to mean.

  14. MyOtherWittyProfile MyOtherWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Summer Romance can be something so bittersweet♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. notthisday notthisday
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Dear God
    save my soul
    » im sorry

  16. Coolgirlwithglasses Coolgirlwithglasses
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:03am UTC
    It started with a whisper
    And that was when I kissed her, and then she made my lips hurt♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:03am UTC
    I'm so bad at being
    l o n e l y .

  18. marquezpriscilla marquezpriscilla
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:04am UTC
    *real conversation*
    sister: (starts telling me on facebook thhat i read on witty)
    me: yea already heard it
    sister: ur on facebook too much
    me: yah facebook
    sister:O.o.........wierdo

  19. leeahbabiexox leeahbabiexox
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Life is just different people, in different rooms. ♥

  20. Dawn Dawn
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:04am UTC
    I just realized
    I call "hairbands" ponytails
    nmf

:)

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