Quotes added on Friday, May 11 2012

natstone
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:01am UTC

who's ever wondered why
in math class the x and y are always together?
it's because in real life
we look at out ex and go
why????

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xosamsamxo1207
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:02am UTC

You know you're a witty addict when...
- Spend numerous hours daily on the site
- Choose witty over sleep
- Think of quotes to put on witty throughought the day
- Actually write down those quotes
- In regular conversation, you keep referring back to witty
- Start using quotes you read on witty to friends and family
- Are looking at this and nodding

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iletmyhatersbemymotivators
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:03am UTC

CHELSEA NICOLE DONOFRIO. BEST SINGER/DANCER EVER.

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Alyssa_Marie_Forker
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:03am UTC

There's A Difference Between Having A Big Butt And Actually Being Pretty.
<3

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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distance
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:05am UTC

Y.O.D.O
you only die once...
so make it epic
:)
Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

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foxylovexox
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:05am UTC

Shoot me down, But i wont fall, Im Titanium <3

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Pia
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:07am UTC

So this girl i know was like omg i love one direction and i was like who do you like? n she's like im a massive directioner and i like niall but all the other guys are ugly and im lyk b*tch please stuff you all the other guys are gorgeous aswell and if u cant appreciate them for who they are your not a directioner so stuff you and shut the F*ck up!!! she hasnt spoken to me since...
Format by Sandrasaurus

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sparklemaddy710
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:07am UTC

all of your problems will eventually go away if you will allow them to. So let the good things shine through and embrace your life.

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CaylaCouturee
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:10am UTC

Everyone has that
' make the other person sound incredibly stupid '
voice when describing an argument.

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bizzlebelles
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:10am UTC

This.
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5676005♥
bibizzlebellesb

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completeinhim
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:11am UTC

LOVE'S NOT EASY.
[ I hope you find your way ]

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SexyBeatGotSwag
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:12am UTC

Friends:
"OMG he just asked me out!"
"We just held hands.. ♥"
"We kissed and he told me he loved me."
Me: I'm pretty sure I narrowed down to the possiblities of finding Harry Style's address..

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firefliie
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:13am UTC

Dear Teacher,
it is just not possible for me to learn in the last period on friday.
you may as well teach a banana.
sincerely, every student ever.

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IguessImnotnormal
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:13am UTC

I got a new straightener. In the directions, on the list of things not to do was "never use while sleeping". Guess I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

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rockstar263
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:14am UTC

Me: Shoot i have homework!
Me: Oh well...cause, ya know...YOLO!

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bizzlebelles
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:14am UTC

i can't make you understand..♥
bibizzlebellesb

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xosamsamxo1207
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:14am UTC

We've all got a sob story

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smurfymcsmurf
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:15am UTC

You said you loved me
You said you will never leave
You said i was the only one
You said you cared for me
You said you will always be my shoulder whenever i need to cry..
.....
.....
.....
So why are you saying you never loved me .. why did you leave me ? why don't you care anymore ...
Where is your shoulder ? because right now i want to cry ..

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bethy111
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:15am UTC

When meeting a new guy wear a shirt that doesnt show your boobs alot because he will just stre at them

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