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Quotes added on Tuesday, April 3 2012

  1. gagsgsgs gagsgsgs
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:28am UTC
    Beatiful And I Noe It :p
    dylan+micheal

  2. allie12180 allie12180
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:30am UTC
    9x-7i>3(3x-7u)
    9x-7i>9x-21u
    -7i>-21u
    7i<21u
    i<3u


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. twinkle_3 twinkle_3
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:31am UTC
    why was 6 afraid of 7?
    .....
    ;)
    cuz 7 8 9 =p

  5. littlelottie707 littlelottie707
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:32am UTC
    I just saw an add.... it said: SUPER CHEAP JUICER!
    how wrong does that sound? hahahahahahah

  6. Skyblue42 Skyblue42
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:33am UTC
    Crazy Steve watching Dora:
    "Come on Dora, you're the one with the map, don't ask me!"

  7. allie12180 allie12180
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:33am UTC
    Roses Are Red ,
    VIolets Are Blue,
    Cant Yhuu See,
    Were The Perfect Two?.
    Take My Hand
    And Hold Me Close,
    And Realize Im The One Yhuu Love The Most.

  8. aubweeexx aubweeexx
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:34am UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    Your eyes, are the brightest of all the colors
    I don't wanna ever love another
    You'll always be my
    Thunder♥
    Format by Cookiedoughformats

  9. katiedoll6868 katiedoll6868
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:34am UTC
    1. THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR RIGHT IN SCIENCE.
    - What is their name? Hollie
    - Are you friends with this person? Yes.
    - Do you talk in this class? All the fricken time.
    - Is this person your worst enemy? No.
    2. THE PERSON WHO SITS IN FRONT OF YOU IN SOCIAL STUDIES
    -What is their name? Zach.
    - Are they smart? I guess.
    3. THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN SCIENCE.
    - What is his/her name? Hollie
    - Are they funny? Duhh.
    - Are they your best friend? Close friend.
    - Do you play the same sport? Neither one of us play sports.
    4. THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
    - What’ their name? Nichelle
    - Are they funny? Yeah.
    - Annoying? Nope.
    5. ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
    - What is their name? Kelsie
    - Can you talk to them about just anything? Lol, no.
    - They your best friend? Nope.
    6. RANDOM QUESTIONS.
    -In a relationship? Nope.
    -One thing you want most? To meet One Direction
    -Your hair color? Medium brown with blonde highlights.
    -Favorite class? None.
    -Favorite teacher? This year? Um..Mrs. Csaba. In general, my 2nd grade teacher, Ms. Fritz.
    -Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently? Yes.
    -Was there a lot of drama this year? Of course.
    -Make any friends? A few.
    -Lose any friends? Emily. We kinda drifted.

  10. Godsmysavior Godsmysavior
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:34am UTC
    I bet no guy has the guts to write me a paragraph in my comment box on my profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass this on and see which guy has the most respect for girls on Witty. See what guy can actually write a paragraph that will suprise you, whether its charming or friendly.
    REPOST!

  11. littlelottie707 littlelottie707
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:35am UTC
    YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    JOIN ME! *dramatic hand gesture*

  12. allie12180 allie12180
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:36am UTC
    Drop Everythinq Now,
    Meet Me In The Pourinq
    Rain,Kiss Me On The
    Sidewalk,Take Away The
    Pain,Cuz I See Sparks
    Fly Whenever Yhuu Smile

  13. littlelottie707 littlelottie707
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:37am UTC
    outside -.- (:p)
    inside FAWEHGJARDHETHW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD::D:D:D:DD::D:D:D:D:D

  14. iwishyouwerehere iwishyouwerehere
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:37am UTC
    My cousin: You know what's sad?
    Me: What?
    My cousin: Your social life..

  15. x3imperfect x3imperfect
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:38am UTC
    A boy like you is impossible to find.

  16. hopelessxromanticoxo hopelessxromanticoxo
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:39am UTC
    Something to Believe In
    part 8:
    “So tell me more about yourself. Have you lived here your whole life?” he asked,
    “Yea, I’m actually incredibly boring.” I laughed, and looked up at him, and my tummy tickled when our eyes connected. There were no other words to describe it. I swallowed, and continued,
    “I’ve lived here since I was born, went to the same school for 12 years. It’s really bad. That’s why after I graduate, I plan on doing everything.”
    “Everything?” he asked, intrigued, “What do you mean by everything?”
    “Everything I can’t do in this small down. I wrote it all down on my bucket list.” I smiled, and he laughed.
    “You have a bucket list. Name a few things.”
    “Let’s see, 36. Go sky diving and bungee jumping. 13. Own all of the NCIS seasons on DVD. 15. Be a contestant on the amazing Race. 20. Crowd Surf.”
    “That was fun,” he reminisced, and I laughed.
    “Exactly, I don’t want to be old and gray before I realize I should have done something with my life.”
    “I understand.” He nodded his head, “That’s why I auditioned for the X-Factor, sort of. And well, look what it turned into.”
    “Is there a specific order to this list?” he asked.
    “No, I’ll have to show it to you sometime.” I said, and our food came out. Everyone looked at me after the waiter left to show them what to do.
    “Alright, you can eat it with your hands, or with your chopsticks. I’m chopstick challenged, so I use my hands, but you can try.” I started, “You can put some soy sauce if you want to try it, and just try all of them.” I laughed, and everyone started at the meal. Zayn and I tried to use our chopsticks, and he laughed at my several failed attempts to use them. He was pretty decent with his, and picked up a piece of sushi, and dipped the end of it into his soy sauce bowl.
    “I got one!” he cheered, and as he looked up, he elbowed me and nodded his head forward, towards Jordan and Niall. They were sword fighting aimlessly with their chopsticks, as their gazes were locked on each other, and they were deep in conversation. I giggled, and Zayn smiled,
    “Too cute.” He said, and took a bite of his first piece of sushi. I paused, and gauged his reaction to it, as he thought about it for a second.
    “This is actually really good!” he said, and finished the piece. I took a bite of mine, and everyone kept trying the new ones, and everyone generally liked them! Every now and then, there was an “Ewwww,” but it was generally good. The waiter came over to Paul, and when everyone stood up ready to leave, I said,
    “Wait, I didn’t pay.”
    “Don’t worry about it.” Zayn said, and I looked up at him and pouted.
    “You’re showing us around, it’s the least we could do.” I stood straight up, and put my hands on my hips. He just laughed, and put his hands on my shoulders, and turned me around to walk me out.
    “Time to lasertag?!” Louis asked, as he ran to the car.
    “No one knows we’re here.” Liam calmly said, as he walked next to me. “So, how do you play lasertag?”
    “You get partner up, and last two standing win. We can play a few rounds.” I said, as we parted ways to drive there. It took us about ten minutes to get there, and we all walked in the place, as Paul scoped it out. We were all standing in the lobby waiting, when someone opened the door, and everyone turned to the door, as I heard a high British voice say,
    “You expect to go to the States and play lasertag without us?!”

  17. EmilyAmber EmilyAmber
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:41am UTC
    I'm going to walk with my head held high and show you exactly what you gave up.

  18. jesusismylovexox jesusismylovexox
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:41am UTC
    Dear idiots,
    the glass is 100% full. half water, half carbon dioxide, nitrogen, and oxygen.
    sincerely, a realist.

  19. bigcitydreams bigcitydreams
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:43am UTC
    he broke up with her
    please don't be a late April Fools joke

  20. daniicheeky daniicheeky
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 12:46am UTC
    "A girl who doesn't wear perfume
    Has no future."
    - Coco Chanel

:)

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