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Quotes added on Friday, March 2 2012

  1. ggiinnaa ggiinnaa
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:00am UTC
    That awkward moment when..
    the only thing you know on a test is the date and your name.

  2. ofmiceandmeow ofmiceandmeow
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:02am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. JustBeYourself2012 JustBeYourself2012
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Someone asked for a dirty picture...
    So I sent them one of the dirty dishes in my sink<3

  4. xJulianaBabyxx3 xJulianaBabyxx3
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Life is short, live it.
    Love is rare, grab it.
    Anger is bad, dump it.
    Fear is awful, face it.
    Memories are sweet, cherish it.

  5. 00UnicornNinja00 00UnicornNinja00
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:04am UTC
    go colton!!
    #americanidol

  6. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Don't ever try and judge me dude,
    you don't know what the heck I been through
    -Eminem.

  7. ofmiceandmeow ofmiceandmeow
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:06am UTC
    YOU ARE
    the change i want to see in myself

  8. Melanie_XO Melanie_XO
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Who said that it's better to
    have loved and lost?
    I wish that I had
    never loved at all.

  9. myletters myletters
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Your best friend.
    Your crush.
    Your parents.
    Your siblings.
    Dear my fantastic little sister,
    I love you so very much. I am sorry that I am such a terrible role model. I will allways try to protect you from the horror that is this world. I don't want you to end up like me. I love you!
    Love,
    Me

  10. lilsoccergirl lilsoccergirl
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:08am UTC
    It's easy to believe someone
    when they tell you exactly what you want to hear.

  11. sccgrl1 sccgrl1
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:10am UTC
    You know you’re in love when you can't sleep because your reality is better than your dreams.

  12. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Ohhh yeahhhh you know im that cool cat, alone on valentine's day then putting it on witty almost a month after! The one who dies inside cuz its 2 minutes past Bieber's b-day (HAPPY BELATED BDAY BIEBER!) The one who's wittying at 12:00 in the mnorning! And yeah i snooze my alarm clock fifteen millionn times, and sometimes dont do my homework, and lie to my parents and keep SOME of my boyfriend from my sister. Yes im the one who complains it's too hot in the summer and too cold in the winter. The one who honestly doesnt really care what she looks like around her friends, but looks nice for certain things like school and such;p im the one whos teacher made the whole class watch a two hour movie on the delegates argueing over the constitution, and the one in the auditorium when they announce who gradually improved on their math CMT scores gets called and has to stand up infront of a bunch of ppl lookin like a loser, and yes im dorky at times. And ive tripped going up the stairs before. But you know that the best part about me is that i can sit here and type a whole paragraph about my self that has absoluteley NO point at all. and for those of you who dont know me, hello my name is shaely nice to meet you(;

  13. NaturallyMegan NaturallyMegan
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:10am UTC
    You're dating my ex already?
    I thought the 5 second rule only applied to food...

  14. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:10am UTC
    sometimes, you will never know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory. ♥
    bizzlebelles

  15. blackangel39 blackangel39
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:12am UTC
    i feel so alone

  16. Infinite* Infinite*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:12am UTC
    My friend made my year today
    She told me, "It doesn't matter what your husband looks like. Your children will be beautiful because
    you are."

  17. skinnyplease skinnyplease
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:13am UTC
    DON'T QUIT.

  18. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Sometimes the best part about love isn’t the fall, but not knowing whose arms you’re going to land in.

  19. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:14am UTC
    now i could go to bed, or stay on witty...
    psh! who needs sleep?

  20. Imatigerrawrrrrr Imatigerrawrrrrr
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:16am UTC
    My friend made her sister laugh so hard she peed her pants, mission accomplished

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