Quotes added on Monday, January 9 2012

starfhish
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January 9, 2012 12:06am UTC

real eyes realize real LIES

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MissDizzyDawg
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January 9, 2012 12:06am UTC

Never go to a doctor whose office plants are dead

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RyanZ923
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January 9, 2012 12:06am UTC

Dreading The Fact of How Akward It's Gonna Be Tomorrow.. o.O

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afterahurricane_
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January 9, 2012 12:06am UTC

When I was a kid, I’d never have guessed
I’d one day cut and fall into anorexia.

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ashyyboo
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January 9, 2012 12:06am UTC

Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or BAD. :/

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January 9, 2012 12:07am UTC

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YoullMakeIt
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January 9, 2012 12:08am UTC

Perfection is word that's often misused but there is no doubt when it comes to you my love.. <3

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jcpeace
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January 9, 2012 12:08am UTC

Teacher:
"Your homework this weekend is to study."
My interpretation of this:
"YES! NO HOMEWORK!"
nmf

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starfhish
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January 9, 2012 12:09am UTC

If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab outrs back

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afterahurricane_
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 12:10am UTC

Mom and Dad,
I know I’ve caused you a lot of sadness
and hurt and stress, and I’m really sorry.
I know I fall short of your expectations a lot,
and I just want to say sorry.

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MissDizzyDawg
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January 9, 2012 12:11am UTC

Fave if there's one person that absolutely makes you smile <3

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Fun_Size
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January 9, 2012 12:11am UTC

I don't
wish to be
everything to everyone, but I would love to be something to
You

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ashyyboo
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January 9, 2012 12:12am UTC

We live in a day where Pizza gets to your home before the police
alliiegiirl's format(:

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Legittlyinsane
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January 9, 2012 12:13am UTC

The first Justin Bieber concert at Madison Square Garden sold out in 22 minutes.
O.O

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eyeliner_girl
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January 9, 2012 12:13am UTC

I'm sorry but I can't hold on anymore.......

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kathrynyelena1221
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 12:13am UTC

I'm tired of being what you want me to be. Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface. Don't know what you're expecting of me. Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes.Numb -Linkin Park{.♥.}

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halfempty
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January 9, 2012 12:14am UTC

You're saying all these sweet things, but I'm just listening and
wishing you were him.

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bryanrockssocks
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 12:14am UTC

&when she runs up to you crying
the first thing you should say is
Who's butt am i beating today?

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starfhish
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 12:14am UTC

I'm not bossy,I just know what you should be doing

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afterahurricane_
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January 9, 2012 12:14am UTC

I fell for you. I guess you knew it all along.
I would be a good girlfriend. I just want to make you happy.
I’m smart. I’m a good dancer. I love hiking. I have a future. :)
But I guess I can’t blame you.
No one wants someone who’s already been broken.

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