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Quotes added on Thursday, December 29 2011

1. ssSoXFN13
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 12:04am UTC
   I'M A MUTHAFUCKING
   PUNCTUAL GANGSTER!
   
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2. PARTYROCKCREW
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   December 29, 2011 12:05am UTC
   If you are living your life without giving a "F" you are only living a li_e.
   
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3. _ImASweetHeart_
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 12:05am UTC
   Aww you miss??
   That's great to know,
   I sure don't miss your
   unfaithful,lying,cheating
   self
   
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4. awesomeandukit
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   December 29, 2011 12:05am UTC
   haha when ur little and ur friend wants to turn the tv channel..so u tell her thats the only channel you have...and she simplys says OKAY!! ahahhahaa
   ;)
   
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5. xxteenxx
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   December 29, 2011 12:05am UTC
   hate when my boyfriend sleeps..
   
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6. cheesecakelove98
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   December 29, 2011 12:05am UTC
   opening the fridge then closing it, then opening it again thinking that food is going to magically appear 0.O
   
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7. believeintheimpossible
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   December 29, 2011 12:06am UTC
   YOUNG.WILD.FREE.
   
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8. YourGirl_
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   December 29, 2011 12:06am UTC
   your cute when your mad.
   ;)
   
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9. awesomeandukit
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   December 29, 2011 12:06am UTC
   *fav if u think spongebob is soooooooooo adorableeee* : )))))))))))
   ;)
   
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10. _ImASweetHeart_
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    December 29, 2011 12:06am UTC
    If a guy tells you that you are sexy or hot 9 times out of 10 he's trying to get in your pants
    
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11. CierraBieber
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    December 29, 2011 12:06am UTC
    anyone else..
    have thier boyfriend/crushes name as thier password? ♥
    
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12. mdenault
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:06am UTC
    I.Love.You
    8 letters.
    {but so is bullshit}
    
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13. sparkly_bubbles
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:07am UTC
    the blade against my wrist makess me nervous,
    but i know if i do it justttt right,
    there wont be pain for long,
    until i sink into the dark comfort
    that is death
    
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14. cityforward
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:07am UTC
    does anyone notice this? haha SECRET MESSAGE MUHAHA
    Procrastination (noun) :
    I'll put up a definition later.
    
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15. bdh2724
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    December 29, 2011 12:07am UTC
    When someone hits you and says 'should've had a V-8'
    Reply with: well you should've had a breath mint. (;
    
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16. LetitGo
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    December 29, 2011 12:07am UTC
    'Hey, you know me. I'll always fight to keep you even when you are already mine.'
    ♥
    
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17. Sidekickpie
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:07am UTC
    the more i realise what happend
    the less okay i become
    
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18. juju5210
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    December 29, 2011 12:08am UTC
    sometimes life is easy but sometimes life is hard but always remember that to never give up!
    
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19. FranoButchelle
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    December 29, 2011 12:08am UTC
    A good friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have♥
    t
    
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20. xxteenxx
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    December 29, 2011 12:08am UTC
    :-F buck ur teeth..
    
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