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Quotes added on Tuesday, December 20 2011

  1. ehmuhlaye ehmuhlaye
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:06am UTC
    give me your heart and your hand,
    and we can,
    run.

  2. bobthebuilderlover bobthebuilderlover
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:06am UTC
    i <3 NERDS :)
    ( the candy :p)

  3. Delaney_91 Delaney_91
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:06am UTC
    &if love
    isn't a game,
    why are there
    so many players?

  4. toothymonster toothymonster
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:07am UTC
    i say NO to the animal abuse!
    my sister deserves to live

  5. J I L L I A N ; )* J I L L I A N ; )*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:07am UTC
    me:Can i go to the restroom
    teacher:Can you?
    Me: Ok listen i dont have time for this i have my fricken period
    i deserve some respect
    teacher:ok fine dont bleed all over the place ok\
    \
    ts=true story

  6. dancerlvr dancerlvr
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:07am UTC
    I love it when
    Guys try to look cool
    But then they bump into
    something or trip
    An edited version of Sandrasaurus's format

  7. TooHappy TooHappy
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:07am UTC
    That one annoying person who never gets the message:
    HEY!!
    15 MINUATES LATER
    whats up?
    15 MINUATES LATER
    you their?
    15 MINUATES LATER
    hi
    15 MINUATES LATER
    well i gtg anyway bye

  8. mark5e96 mark5e96
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:07am UTC
    You better like the song "Mistletoe" if your gonna be on witty:P

  9. Daaaylight Daaaylight
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Don't lie to yourself.
    You are beautiful.

  10. ssarahbearr131 ssarahbearr131
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:07am UTC
    ** ** ** ** ** ** ** **
    In the name if the
    Father Son & Holy Gohst
    Head, Shoulders, Knees, and
    Toes. Turn Up Your Nose
    Strike That Pose.
    HEEEY MACAARANA!
    Bo Burnham
    ** ** ** ** ** ** ** **

  11. Checkmate Checkmate
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:07am UTC
    I hate human beings in general. But I probably care about you more than myself.
    ~paperBoat


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. SirenaaMariee110611 SirenaaMariee110611
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:08am UTC
    I Want A Boyfriend That Will Watchh A Scary Movie & When It Gets To That Part Where You Feel Likee Somethings Guna Pop Out . . He'll Scare Me So i Scream Then Hold Me After ' ♥

  14. loveyou4ever loveyou4ever
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:08am UTC
    I want to talk to you
    Not because I like you
    Or because I miss you
    But because you can make me feel better...

  15. iloveBaconmorethananyone iloveBaconmorethananyone
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:08am UTC
    S W A G
    O E M O
    M E T
    T R
    H I
    I C
    N A
    G N
    S

  16. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:08am UTC
    One day she'll get tired.
    Tired of the one-worded responses, the cheating, the lies, and the lack of attention. You can't be so foolish as to think she'll put up with it forever. She gave you a chance. Now it's time for her to find someone who actually appreciates her.

  17. GhostOfYou GhostOfYou
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:09am UTC
    sometimes curiosity can kill the soul but leave the pain

  18. liveforsummerxx liveforsummerxx
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Soon i am going to face the people that have caused all my self esteem issues. I haven't seem them in over two years and to be honest i can't wait
    I can't wait to see that i have proved them wrong! I have become the best person i could have. They are going to be eating those words they said all those years ago!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. maxride maxride
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:09am UTC
    somehow, while playing video games with my friends and nine year old brother, I said the word hooker.
    my brother: "what's a hooker?"
    me: "Ummmm.... well its a person who's really good at fishing, so they hook a lot of fish."
    my friend: "Yeah, my cousin's a hooker. She catches A LOT of fish"

  20. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:10am UTC
    Words mean nothing,
    if actions don't follow ♥♥

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