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Quotes added on Monday, November 21 2011

  1. hypheyyyo hypheyyyo
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:20am UTC
    that awkward moment when you are NOT drunk and run into every wall in your house with the lights on :)

  2. PaintingFlowers36 PaintingFlowers36
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:21am UTC
    I'm not afraid to tell you that I love you
    I'm afraid to hear you tell me that you don't love me back
    because I know that's what will happen

  3. xXxTwilightxXx xXxTwilightxXx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:21am UTC
    For A Kiss To Be Really Good
    you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch, you can feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep that you never want to come up for air.

  4. theitalianbabe theitalianbabe
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:21am UTC
    They laugh at me because im difrent,
    i laugh at them because there all the same.

  5. HesMyDrug HesMyDrug
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:22am UTC
    Drama never ends and
    haters are all the same
    They smile to your face and spit on your name.

  6. shelbychristine shelbychristine
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:23am UTC
    DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF, HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL... SHE IS NOW WITH A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY OF SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS, THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER .. HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS ?THE TEACHER REPLIED .. HE NEVER DID.. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED .. YES HE DID, THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT..

  7. LiveItRightLiveItUp LiveItRightLiveItUp
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:23am UTC
    S o i just noticed
    the top quote has 1,792 faves and 4 comments. Lmao
    format by xxprettixx

  8. qub2xj9 qub2xj9
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:24am UTC
    My birthday is in 40 minutes!! I'll be 14!
    lets see how many faves this gets before my bday!:D
    p.s. happy birthday to any witty twins out there(:
    November 21st rocks!

  9. mjb1211 mjb1211
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:25am UTC
    Wax on, wax off.
    - Mr. Miyagi ♥

  10. Islandbabe268 Islandbabe268
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:25am UTC
    I'm the kind of girl who can still smile at you like you did nothing wrong, the kind of girl who would still wanna brighten your day, the kind of girl who still has you in her heart, but only talks to you as a friend .. ♥

  11. jjr45 jjr45
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:26am UTC
    Guns dont kill people, people with mustaches do
    -Destery (desndnate)

  12. the_secrets_ive_kept_from_you the_secrets_ive_kept_from_you
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:26am UTC
    " I don't want to lose you, you're my best friend."
    Too late...

  13. singer43 singer43
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:27am UTC
    THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN,
    he says the most amazing things ever right before you go to bed, and now you can wake up happy in the morning.<3

  14. xXxTwilightxXx xXxTwilightxXx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:27am UTC
    Here's The Truth About Truth
    it hurts, so we lie.

  15. neverenoughh neverenoughh
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:27am UTC
    IS IT A COINCIDENCE THAT I LOOKED AT THE CLOCK
    just as it turned 11:12, when I realized tomorrow
    would've been our one-year aniversery?

    Format credit: lexidanielle_xo ♥

  16. SoftballLover69 SoftballLover69
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:29am UTC
    You girl,
    are beyond, beautiful.

  17. insidemyteenagemind insidemyteenagemind
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:29am UTC
    I'll dial his number and confess to him;
    that I'm still in love, but all I heard was nothing

  18. ChelseaMarieDennis ChelseaMarieDennis
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:29am UTC
    Dear Nicki Minaj
    We ALL know you
    got that super bass

  19. KeepMovingOn94 KeepMovingOn94
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:30am UTC
    This life isn't for me..i'm sorry.

  20. katyperrywow katyperrywow
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:33am UTC
    Today for 11:11
    I'm wishing for my
    11-11-11 / 11:11
    wish to come true.
    <3

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