Quotes added on Wednesday, October 12 2011

less*
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:14am UTC

Lesse Coco is in need of being rescued . All hereos apply .

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ssSoXFN13
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:15am UTC

Top Tip Of The Week:
When going through airport customs and you are asked
"do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply
"what do you need?"

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PanicAtTheMac
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:17am UTC

seriously,
i miss her kiss..
♡

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Triptych
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:17am UTC

If I put up a cute picture of a guy I saw on tumblr,
announced that I am a boy, and tell every girl on
witty profiles that they're beautiful although I'm
lying, I will instantly get intense bombardment
of popularity.
I will get a million girls telling me how cute
cute I am in my picture and also a million
followers by the end of 24 hours.
While all those truly talented authors on witty
get completely ignored and their messages set
aside to burn in it's misery of being
so unappreciated.

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less*
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:18am UTC

My best friend Nicolette told me
She liked my ex boyfriend that
i cried over ALL summer .
Wanna know what i did ?
I acted like i didn't care cause
i love that girl .
Butt it really made me realize
My ex boyfriend is now anyone's .
This officially SUCKS .

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BamItsBecca
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:18am UTC

"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us."♥
Becca:3
BeBeccaB_____________________________________________________

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crazyforyou96
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:18am UTC

FOREVER...
is a long time, but i
wouldn't mind spending it
by your side<3

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SouthernSweetheart
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:18am UTC

Witty Ladies<3
Don't be afraid to tell someone how you feel, or just because you're a girl, don't be scared to ask them out either, trust me..their just as nervous as you are.
I asked my best friend to go out with me today<3
He is now my boyfriend (:

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ArmidaLore01
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:19am UTC

That moment where I want to break down crying...
but I feel emotionally numb inside...

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soon2bfamous29
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:20am UTC

kakorrhaphiophobia
~the fear of failure or defeat~

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mariausher
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:20am UTC

its freaky when i think of the people who die.like when they woke up that morning, and brushed thier teeth and had their breakfast bet they had no idea..and like thats gonna be me some day..scary very scary indeed.

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stephylynn88
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:21am UTC

YOUR RIGHT TO SMOKE,
STOPS
WHEN IT INTERFERES WITH MY RIGHT TO BREATHE.
NMQ

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Airotiv512011
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:21am UTC

If somebody tells you you've changed, you know what to say?
Well puberty had to hit sometime...

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UnLogicalLogic
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:21am UTC

Who has ever heard of;
Whoopie Pies?
I'm curious because my sister said,
they are a Pennsylvania exclusive,
so I was wondering if that was true.

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squirrel1515
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:22am UTC

:(
:( Kim.my.life.

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emilynicole1313
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:23am UTC

We've all dropped
Popcorn down our shirt
At the movies
At least once :)
♥
-•-♥-•-♥-•-♥-•-♥-•-♥-•-♥-•-
nmf

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A7xAddict
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:23am UTC

I love that your last name fits perfectly with my first <3

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justventingx3
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:24am UTC

I Know We Moved On,
but I still can't forget what you did </3

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secrets_told
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:24am UTC

you cannot reach me on my samsung ,
i am busy f**kin the world
and giving the universe my damn
Tounge...
lil wayne**

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less*
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 12:24am UTC

Gabby : Lesse you've dated so many people !
Me : No i haven't !
Gabby : How many boyfriends have you had ?
Me : 30-40
Gabby : Some people wont even date 30 people in their whole life !
Me : Soo !
Gabby : Lesse, you date all these people and you dont even like them . And then isn't it ironic how when you actually like someone, they dump you ?
I hate when people are so honest that the truth hurts . . . . . . . .

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