Quotes added on Monday, September 12 2011

britLove
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:19am UTC

you know you're fat when,
your own family
suggests you start starving yourself,
and calls you fat at least once a day.. at least..
</333

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Brittney_Bieber
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:21am UTC

✈ ▌▌
911 Never forget </3

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pineapplepower
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:22am UTC

Today I had my first soccer practice
I learnt one thing..
I was not born to play soccer

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sweetmusic4life
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:22am UTC

My Crush
Say your crushes name six times.
Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush"
And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush
[ignore this I'm superstitious lol}

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KeepMovingOn94
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:22am UTC

This is your life. Live it up!

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crazycat
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:23am UTC

is it just me?
or do other witty user start at the back of magazine's?
pretty sure it's just me lol.

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savageLOVE
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:25am UTC

Do you have swag??

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haappykaayytee8
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:25am UTC

I hate when my
body is like
"Time to sneeze."
Then it's all like
"Lol, JUST KIDDING."

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liviababy
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:25am UTC

I got home today, and my dad's girlfriend was like Olivia I need the laptop! So I got up to go get it out of my room, and when I got to my room there was balloons allll over my floor. I thought it was for my birthday because it's only 13 days away. My dad's girlfriend handed me a needle and told me to pop them. I thought it was kind of silly but I did it anyways and there was one balloon that I popped and a note came out of it. The note was someone asking me to homecoming and then my boyfriend came out of the room across the hall. :)) He's perfect.

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MessyMakeup
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:25am UTC

for those who think my 100 faves and 100 comments quote was to get top quote, here's why im mad at you:
i dont care about top quotes. if you've read my other quotess, you'd know how crappy my home life is. the reason i made that quote is because my parents never pay attention to me, so i dont get the help i need, my dad can be abusive, and i cut to make myself feel better, but i already have 46 cuts and its been a week, and since none of my friends, teachers, siblings, even my parents wouldnt get it and wouldnt care, and even dont, i need people like you Witty's to help me, since nobody else will.
please understand, all that top quotes accusation stuff is false. i dont care about top quotes.
get that through your head -_-

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JadeBrittney
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:26am UTC

The awkward moment when your friends embarrasses you infant of your boyfriend. :L

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xxwhittersxx
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:27am UTC

Give me something Good
dont want to wait i want it now
drop it like a hood
and show me how you work it out

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KelseyAnn21
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:27am UTC

DON'T MAKE ME GO ALL CRAZY
WHITE GIRL ON YOU <3

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brienne
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:28am UTC

I'm predicting that
when I'm 69 I'm gonna die
because I was laughing too hard trying to blow out my candles.
nmf

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oODanthebossOo
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:29am UTC

For every fav I get. I'll do a confession.

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herecomesthesunshine
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:30am UTC

30 Subject Challenge.
1- 15 facts about you
2- The initials of the person you loved for the longest.
3- Your closest friends to you
4- The thing(s) you most fear
5- The saddest moment in your life
6- Favorite sport(s)
7- Favorite song
8- You deepest secret
9- First impression on the guy/girl you like now 10- Last time you cried
11- Thing closest to your heart
12- When you hear this song you cry
13- Place you want to visit really badly
14- Favorite book
15- Favorite animal
16- Favorite show
17- Last time someone hurt you
18- The story behind your life
19- Person who scares you the most
20- Last major injury
21- Favorite Youtube video
22- Phone type
23- Biggest confession
24- Last break up
25- Last heart break
26- The day you regret the most
27- First friend
28- Favorite drink
29- A letter to someone in your family
30- A letter to a friend
1- 15 facts about you.
1. I love very easily, but don't let go quite as easily...
2. I am a vegetarian. I love all animals.
3. Sometimes I wish I could just run away to Australia.
4. I love making new friends.
5. I talk entirely too much.
6. I am 75 days away from having my permit.
7. I love Robert Pattinson.
8. I am a Belieber <3
9. I have a twitter, but nobody who actually gives a damn follows me on there.
10. I hate it when I go somewhere and guys stare at me.
11. Sandals + socks = Ew. 'Nuff said.
12. I've MADE 2 of my friends make witty's just because I love it so much. (Megannlove and 21babyy; known better as Megan, and Alixx.)
13. I am a 14 year old sophomore, because I skipped Kindergarden.
14. I'm smarter than I really let anybody know...
15. I worry, about everything, pretty much constantly.
♥

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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brienne
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:32am UTC

If we were squirrels
would you let me
put my nuts
In your hole?
♥

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KelseyAnn21
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:34am UTC

We fight for 5 minutes,
Then laugh for 5 hours,
Because that's what best friends do <3

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hcoofsocalifxo
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 12:35am UTC

Girl Facts:
--When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
--When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
--When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
--When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
--When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
--When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
--When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
--When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her.
--When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
--When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
--When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
--When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
--When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Guy Facts:
--When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
--When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
--When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
--When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it
. --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
--When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world.
-- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
--When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
--When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
--When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
repost in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you!

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